F u

Look at this piece of garbage

Go to hell you fat fucking asshole!!!

I failed math so many times I can’t even count.

Smh

To all those f*cking morons Who voted for trump because they thought there was some “divine intervention from God,” … I hope you are truly finally horrified when you see your supreme leader attacking the Pope. LOL THE POPE!

Hey that was an accident. I unfollowed them. Sry

The student studied water purification in college because he had a great thirst for knowledge.

IMPEACH THIS F*CKING A*SHOLE NOWWWWW!!!!

Q: Where can the best apples in Asia be found?

A: Appalachia.

You don’t see many couples at the gym. Unfortunately, some relationships just don’t work out.

Still can’t believe this rambling piece of shit is our president

When the king farted, he produced noble gas.

BREAKING: the United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52‘s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I thought my nose was running but it's snot.

Trying to provoke both a world war and Civil War at the same time while demanding a Nobel peace prize is a level of insanity that might never be matched

I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.

Operation Epstein Fury

Trump started the board of peace because he was bored of peace

The chairman of the Board of peace telling us there might be US casualties

😔