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Posts by Cain Norris

i'm not saying that the Democrats should immediately announce a Universal Basic Pierogis campaign but I'm not not saying that

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The Shadow Docket Memos Are Damning. So Naturally, The Right Is Talking About The Leak. - Above the Law New York Times reporting reveals the birth of the modern emergency docket was sloppier, more ideologically driven, and less legally rigorous than anyone admitted. The right's response is to demand we ...

No, because as my colleague pointed out today, they are going to flood the zone with leak takes to crowd out any engagement with the substance

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Democrats need to stop debating which podcasts to go on and start talking to voters.
STOP DEBATING PODCASTS, START TALKING TO VOTERS
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sarahlongwell25 • 3h & Threads Democrats need to stop debating which podcasts to go on and start talking to voters. STOP DEBATING PODCASTS, START TALKING TO VOTERS •ACKLAND STEALING ATTENTION FROM 62 19 4

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"Democrats need to stop debating which podcasts to go on," says the Republican operative who popularized Democrats debating which podcasts to go on.

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Are you fucking serious?

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What a patriot 🙄

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There is a reason Trumpland keeps dropping lawsuits and that reason is called “discovery”

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…but it checks out?

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick | The State of U.S. Immigration Policies and Practices Today Join St. John’s on Sunday, April 19, 2026 as we welcome Aaron Reichlin-Melnick.

For any DC folks interested, I'm going to be speaking at St. John's Church on Lafayette Square this Sunday. My goal, if I can manage it, will be to give an overview of what's happened in the last year with immigration, putting it in historical context, and arguing why it should matter to all of us.

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Someone who used every tool at his disposal to overthrow our democratically elected government is most emphatically not a "good man," and most emphatically does deserve to have his career destroyed.

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I'm not sure why Lash thought showing Eastman beside Blackman would make him look better...

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No, we just have lounge access and a dubious relationship with alcohol 🫠

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Amphibian-lookin' Lauren Sánchez Bezos Won't Apologize for Her Happiness

Amphibian-lookin' Lauren Sánchez Bezos Won't Apologize for Her Happiness

Pepe the Frog lookin' like Lauren Sánchez Bezos

Pepe the Frog lookin' like Lauren Sánchez Bezos

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*Unless it's overgrown and stringy.

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ALL OKRA IS VALID

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"there was a cultural paradigm called 'selling out,' and someone who did this was themselves a 'sell-out,'" I choke out as I attempt to explain a song by ska-punk band Reel Big Fish to someone with no functional memory of either Bush administration

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Not sure two lifelong Republican operatives are the best people to debate the Democrats' path forward.

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The “(Slip opinion)” really makes it. Talk about aggrandizement…

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I would like to personally encourage Donald Trump to nominate a non-lawyer as attorney general. Whether or not this is technically possible is a longtime fascination of mine and I think this is our best opportunity to see if it would work

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This isn’t the sort of thing that can be smoothed over at the next conference. I do not want to interact with these people again.

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It's been a good day. Not even the most ardent defenders of the EO really think it's going to be upheld.

But I will never, ever get over how execrable the effort to gut the Citizenship Clause really was. I will remember it. So should everyone.

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Not exactly your idea, but similar: we need to limit first amendment protections for commercial speech so that there is a middle ground between "your office march madness pool is a felony" and "sports betting is advertised pervasively."

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Not uncommon in biglaw, where publishing is mostly marketing.

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I can't compete with this.

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The Downballot Announces It Never Teaming Up With Gambling Sites

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lol. lmao, even

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still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks
it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

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We won our FOIA lawsuit for body cam footage of DOGE raid on US Institute of Peace The judge ruled DC Metropolitan Police must share all un-redacted footage from the March 2025 raid.

New — I wrote about WINNING for a change!

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me and my RCFP lawyers outside the courthouse this morning

me and my RCFP lawyers outside the courthouse this morning

BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days.

Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work.

Details on thehandbasket.co later today!

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I mean, even Bull Connor let letters go out.

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