I regret to inform you that this is me

reskeet to trigger a Nintendo lawyer

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova

every time I post an immaculate skeet, Bluesky gets DDOS'd

the opps are harshing my dank memes, sad!

happy 4/20 to those who celeblaze it

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

this is what happens when you wake up, let the intrusive thoughts win, then go back to sleep

those were two separate braincells and they ain’t talkin’

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sorry I dumped some Lore™ in there

excited to see the results!!

A digital drawing of a little cowboy wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat that are much too big. There is text that reads 'This town IS big enough for both of us... because I'm only very small.'

#3307 Your new cowboy friend

welcome to the fontifa, comrade

sorry I forgot to eat and started font posting on main

it Will happen again

I was gonna make a joke about app(etizers) and dos, but then I'd get a bunch of people going um ackshually dos is Spanish 🤓

you dorks, you absolute buffoons, language is a scam pushed by Big Linguistics and you're all funding the global sans-serif ARIAL

mamma mia lorenzo is back

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mmm lorenzo my pasta reginos will blow you out of the (blue)sky 🤌

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my right ear popped and it went from 0% to 20% hearing

did I just level up, what the fuck

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

A bounce house with razor sharp teeth and tentacle wings flying off the ground. A family runs away in terror. The father shouts, "it's taking flight! The son shouts to the family dog, "Sparky! Wait for us!" Sparky shouts back in perfect human language, "Nope!" The text reads: Never use a bounce house if it's windy. Wind speed should be no more than 15 to 25 miles per hour. Make sure your bounce house is properly staked and anchored on a flat, even surface.

It's Bounce House season.

oh you know

the boner that I use for art

the art boner

eventually I’ll get back to making art with my art boner

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.

And even though it’s not a massive community, that has no bearing on the real impacts felt by the victims, or even the betrayal felt by the people who thought this was a friend. There’s no great way to maintain nuance in character limited SM posts, but I had your interests in mind here specifically.

I’m also a firm believer that remembering, relitigating, and keeping in the public consciousness horrible people is just another form of power they never deserved in the first place. Irrelevancy may not be the worst and most deserving consequence, but it is the easiest one to achieve.

My nobody comment was based on the fact the speedrunning community is still a niche community, relatively speaking. Certainly not a nobody IN the community, but outside of it. And the point was geared towards your thoughts of creating a block list, but I could have chosen my words more carefully.

Oh I know the power he held, I am not sweeping it under the rug or implying it meant nothing, my focus is on believing the victims, holding predators accountable, and never letting them have the time of day ever again. It’s not mutually exclusive, several truths can exist at once.

I’ve seen how easily it can really backfire, even with the best of intentions, and I just don’t want to see that happen to you. Now granted, I was under the impression no one interacted with them at all, evidently I was wrong, so I may be due for a little cleanup of my own now.