Federation News Network screenshot displaying FNN news LCARS style display. In the center is the image of a romulan warbird superimposed over the image of Cardassian Enabran Tain of the Obsidian Order as he stands on a Romulan ship, with a romulan guard behind him. Below this image is the news chyron saying “Breaking” and the. “Obsidian Order sees no conflict in accepting Romulan Warbird as gift from Tal Shiar”

Obsidian Order sees ‘no conflict’ in accepting a Romulan Warbird as a gift from the Tal Shiar
“I would be fool to pass this up” Stated Enabran Tain “what could possibly go wrong?”

Can we quote you on that?

A Federation News Network screen shot showing a screen from notorious Cardassian social network Gul Social with Gul Dukat in the sacred vestments of the Kai of Bajor, the post is superimposed over an image of Bajor itself. Below the images the news Chyron states “Breaking, Bajoran Vedeks denounce Dukat’s Holo image of self as Kai”

In Latest Attempt to Distract from Continuing Humanoid Rights Abuses on Bajor, Dukat is Accused of Mocking the Bajoran Religion by Posting Holo Generated Image of Himself as Kai

Do you have a comment on the conditions in the Cardassian prison system?

The Borg Queen could not be reached for comment

Federation News Network screen showing Admiral Ross on the left and a Borg Cube hovering over an assimilated planet. At the bottom the news chyron features the FNN News logo and the words “Admiral Ross pens a ‘very strong letter’ to Borg i. Hoped they will stop assimilating entire worlds”

Federation Admiral Ross Sends “a Very Strong Letter” to the Borg in Hopes they Stop Assimilating Entire Worlds

We can have Jake Sisko stop by the station one day if you are interested