Thanks Nick, appreciate it. Glad my suffering makes good copy
Posts by George Simms
Tottenham Hotspur in 2026: the closest you can get to watching a public hanging without access to the dark web or a flight to Tehran #COYS
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Tottenham Hotspur in 2026: the closest you can get to watching a public hanging without access to the dark web or a flight to Tehran #COYS
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It suits football’s powerbrokers to blame set pieces, ignoring that so much of the alienation/ numbness is caused by fans being emotionally and financially exploited
This week’s newsletter piece on why, despite everything, football is still great @theobserveruk.bsky.social
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West Ham’s severe and plausible future draws closer… @theobserveruk.bsky.social
Whether they survive the drop or not, what evidence is there that Sullivan and Brady can oversee anything like a sustainable recovery? The game has passed them by #COYI
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This week’s is on Drive to Survive - a propaganda vehicle about propaganda vehicles - the pestilence of access journalism and Netflix’s concerning approach to sport…
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Cheers Adam!
Sean Dyche is just the latest victim of a Premier League owner’s guesswork and hope
George Simms asks: is the solution to the mystery of avoiding relegation simply hire David Moyes?
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Nottingham Forest hiring and firing Dyche begs a key question: what if most Premier League execs actually have no idea what they’re doing? #NFFC
On Marinakis, whether Vitor Pereira is actually good and why every club just needs more Moyes @theobserveruk.bsky.social
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Harry Brook: it started out on the piss, how did it end up like this? @theobserveruk.bsky.social
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The Aryna Sabalenka experience @theobserveruk.bsky.social
Piece from a brilliant Australian Open women's final
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Turns out American athletes don't enjoy the full rogue state treatment - but they're going to have to get used to it @theobserveruk.bsky.social
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Turns out American athletes don't enjoy the full rogue state treatment - but they're going to have to get used to it @theobserveruk.bsky.social
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Spent the week watching Amanda Anisimova, to understand how a prodigy fell apart and put herself back together again
A truly fascinating life and person @ObserverUK
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BREAKING: Hearing reports that Elvis is, in fact, not dead...
Went to Parkes, five hours into the Outback from Sydney, for their Elvis Festival - 25,000 fanatics in 40C
On Elvis rugby, Elvis vow renewals and the lives of tribute artists
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BREAKING: Hearing reports that Elvis is, in fact, not dead...
Went to Parkes, five hours into the Outback from Sydney, for their Elvis Festival - 25,000 fanatics in 40C
On Elvis rugby, Elvis vow renewals and the lives of tribute artists
Read - observer.co.uk/news/first-p...
The One Point Slam: Very Good
Feels very rare to have a new thing in sport that people like, so sure it’ll get ruined soon…
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The One Point Slam: Very Good
Feels very rare to have a new thing in sport that people like, so sure it’ll get ruined soon…
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Half a length, half a length, half a length onward, all in the valley of Death were smashed for 500
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If Bazball is dead, how come it still seems to drive Australians insane just the same?
These are the Content Ashes, and there’s only one winner there (except the Noosa Tourism Board)…
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Bazball is dead. Long live Bazball.
Piece from an absurd day at the MCG
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Bazball is dead. Long live Bazball.
Piece from an absurd day at the MCG
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Cross disclosing his ADHD means three of the current PDC top 20 have publicly discussed their diagnoses (Wade, Cross and Noppert)
Feels pretty unique across elite sport, especially when ADHD and darts should, in theory, go together like toddlers and fine glassware…
Went to Lakeside this week out of morbid curiosity, and came back understanding the truth about darts’ relationship with alcohol in 2025 🎯
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Gianni Infantino: so close to the seat of power he can sniff it
On football’s eminent exploitability and why any arbiter of a peace prize isn’t, by definition, politically neutral
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Went to Lakeside this week out of morbid curiosity, and came back understanding the truth about darts’ relationship with alcohol in 2025 🎯
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These skits are improving, at least it's feasible that Rio needs the draw process explained to him by four 10-year-olds, and even then doesn't get it...