The Seattle Mariners (complimentary)

As a straight cis man I will never fully understand the need for other straight cis men to just go around spitting everywhere plz explain

Their social media admin is the only one totally crushing rn

I just came back over to this account to say space is cool and fuck Donald Trump, ok love you bye

Happy Opening Day, bitches. YES. Yes they did.

OPENING DAY GOMSSSSS

Baseball can not come soon enough. I need the distraction so badly.

I guess we now all know what we'll post when Trump dies.

Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 602 ReTruths 1.81k Likes 3/21/26, 12:26 J

Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

To be clear, the Republicans who policed all of our speech when Charlie Kirk was killed, & who jump on anyone who doesn’t mourn their heroes correctly, have just opened the door for every liberal & leftist in America to post ‘Good, I’m glad he’s dead” when Trump eventually dies.

I know you’re going to see this everywhere today but then you should see this everywhere today.

Venezuela!!

Yes! Also the classic there, their, and they're. Or your, and you're.

It is truly staggering that in the year of our lord 2026 there are still folks who don't know the difference between to, too, and two

Normalize not telling the audience what your song was written about and just letting them interpret it however they want

Snow on March 13? Sure why not

YOU WILL NEED A $160 PASSPORT TO VOTE IF TRUMP'S BIG FUGLY SAVE AMERICA ACT PASSES!

It's a poll tax!

In America, you shouldn't have to pay $160 in order to vote!

ALSO, obtaining a passport CAN TAKE MONTHS!

Fuck it, I'm gonna go to some M's games this year and eat nachos out of a mini ferry

I feel like being patriotic is pretty overrated these days anyway

💙💙💙

Hi friend. Just wanted you to know that you are not alone. I can very much relate to those feelings right now. Sending virtual hugs. 🫂

This is the best metaphor I've heard in quite some time

Hiring Beavis to replace Butthead

"We didn't start this war" -The guy who literally started the war

Are we great yet?

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

Anyone who voluntarily listens to him speak for an hour and 40 minutes is an absolute sicko

I choose joy

I'm not watching that shit.

a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake Alt: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake

The State of the Union speech tonight