I'm just saying, if Elon Musk wants to colonize mars, there's no one stopping him from going. Get on one of your shitty rockets and go, asshole.

Take Peter Thiel and Jeff Bezos with you.

Pete Hegseth apparently quoted a fake Bible verse (that he got from the movie Pulp Fiction) in front of a room full of generals and admirals.

Fake Bible for a fake Christian, I guess.

What a shame no one in their lives had the idea to tell them that he was a crude and horrible person before they voted for him.

When Congress abdicates their Constitutional oversight powers, this is what you get.

Can't help wondering if the Iranian people feel the same.

Also, I wonder how "liberated" they feel.

Beautiful! I hope I get to see that for myself on day.

From a friend’s Facebook page. Perfect. 👌

Supporting rapists and felons seems very on-brand for modern evangelical Christians to me.

70M Americans are asking that same question every day.

Maine, you have a problem.

Greg was pretty much always a douche-nozzle.

Over the years, he just seemed to start caring less about trying (and failing) to hide it.

Christians are people who claim to love all people and to want to help others, but then turn around and say things like, "Why should I pay higher taxes for other people's medical care?" as a reason to not have nationalized healthcare.

The next time some undereducation, ignorant rube tells you how good our system is because we have lower taxes, show them this.

This is one of the main reasons that, when I was trying to decide which branch of the service to enter, and I had it down to Air Force or Navy, I chose Air Force.

Eating that slab of shoe leather with some carrots must have inspired a lot of patriotism in those sailors.

We can't really count on it happening if we don't make it happen.

VOTE!

As I understand it, Pam bondi's assertion is that if you no longer have a job, you cannot be deposed for crimes you committed while you had that job. So when I'm CEO of a company and embezzle a bunch of money, all I have to do is quit and I'm good.

Do all Republicans think that?

If Donald Trump is an emissary of your chosen god, I can't think of a better reason to turn my back on that god.

Any god that would send that fucking idiot as his representative deserves neither praise nor worship.

Why does that look remarkably similar to how things went down with Renee Good?

Republicans aren't happy just murdering and fucking over humans anymore.

Imagine how bad of an idea it was to go to war with Iran if Netanyahu couldn't even convince noted warmonger George W. Bush to do it.

Man, sometimes I hate being American.

Why do we love to pat our own backs about WW2? We only entered the war because of Pearl Harbor. We were perfectly content to let Europe rip itself to pieces until that.

And now, 8 decades later, we just can't wait to remind Europe how lucky they are to have us

Honestly, there's no way to know if he simply didn't know the difference between the two countries, or he didn't care to make the distinction.

If Chuck Shumer and Hakim Jefferies don't want to talk impeachment now, maybe it's time to send them on their way along with all the Republicans this November.

We need leaders who aren't afraid to fight when a fight is what's needed.

Lead, or get the fuck out of the way, boys.

Sounds to me like it might be time to find some Democratic leaders with...oh, what're those things called?

Oh, yeah, balls.

It feels like I've been saying this for years.

Oh, that's right. I have been.

The next election is the biggest in our history. We win everything or we lose everything.

Playtime is over. We must - MUST - remove every last Republican from office.

I can't imagine who I'd less like to debate on any subject, Pete Buttigieg or Mehdi Hasan.

They are both just brilliant debaters.

We needed a poll to know that?

A good Friday morning, friends!!

Here's a fabulous giggle to start the day!

Have a day, y'all!

#SheShed

According to George Carlin, golf is:

"Hitting a ball...with a crooked stick, and then...walking after it. And then...hitting it again! I say, 'Pick it up, asshole, you're lucky you found it. Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home!"

P.S. I love golf and don't mind people making fun of it

To which poll are you referring?