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Melania Trump saying “I am Jeffrey Epstein.”

Shocking admission out of the White House today

This situation would be much better if you all thought more like me, a brain-poisoned internet goblin

The Party Rock Anthem video where they all catch dance fever

Maybe a decade ago I was at a Massachusetts dem convention (im sorry im trying to delete it) and I got bored so I went to the side hall and played basketball. Then the most awkward person I’ve ever met walked up and tried to talk about nonsense while I was hooping. Long story short it was Brianna Wu

Iran demands crypto fees for ships passing Hormuz during ceasefire Country’s oil exporters’ union says toll to be paid in cryptocurrency and vessels monitored for weapons

2015: "cryptocurrency will cut down the power of state-aligned central banking, thereby democratizing finance and gradually freeing the world from the shackles of Big Government!"

2026: "Generalissimo announces new initial coin offering for RansomCoin"
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They pay me in woims. The thin, writhing rations of empire, protein tossed to keep me digging. They call it “wages”. I swallow, survive, sharpen my teeth in the dark, waiting for the day I spit back the soil and bite

Every time there's a "ceasefire" Israel starts killing people like an alcoholic binging one last time on the way to rehab. Then they don't even check into the rehab.

Σ 𓁆 1111 🗣️🫳🏻

a drawing of a cat sitting and leaning slightly to one side, with a cigarette in its mouth. Above it says, "I want a fucim cigarit"

this - except you quit

Maybe a decade ago I was at a Massachusetts dem convention (im sorry im trying to delete it) and I got bored so I went to the side hall and played basketball. Then the most awkward person I’ve ever met walked up and tried to talk about nonsense while I was hooping. Long story short it was Brianna Wu

this reduces my purchasing power in the marketplace of them

You just know we’re going to nuke them and then say it only looked like we nuked them because we dropped a regular bomb on their nuke

astronaut [returning from the moon ten days later to a planet pockmarked with mushroom clouds]: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hot

I believed the astronauts the first time they said they spent their 40 minutes behind the moon doing science, but the more they repeat it the more I’m convinced it was a no holds barred fuckfest

astronaut [returning from the moon ten days later to a planet pockmarked with mushroom clouds]: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The present age, in its fevered haste, has bartered the rich tapestries of thought for thin pamphlets of convenience, where once sentences marched with clauses, semicolons, and stately deliberation, now they stumble, clipped and pallid, shorn of subordinate grace, as though the language itself were

I trust

I would wreck mfin shop on supermarket sweep. dish soap? $7.49. NEXT

I can think of a guy

Well of course. Be odd if he arrived with only the pants on his back

It’s fuckin snowing

I am straight up not having a good time

that’s too many jobs

I believed the astronauts the first time they said they spent their 40 minutes behind the moon doing science, but the more they repeat it the more I’m convinced it was a no holds barred fuckfest

Listened to the president talking to the moon people and just on a human level he sounded like three hundred pounds of shit

25 years of pretending like I was too cool for Rice down the fucking drain as I dork out on the moon broadcast

date: i love a man who reads
me: nice
date: what do you read
me: screenshots of other people being wrong

Canadian drill sergeant be like “Here, you are all equally worthless. Ici, vous êtes tous également inutiles. »