I'm a Wendy's

right, this is a things I need in my life

Pics it it didn't happen

They didn't try hard enough then

OMG what

It's really nice to not get the flu every year though, and it's been helpful since I've been immunocompromised recently

Thankfully I rarely get pinged for wearing a mask these days. But when somebody does it's always someone from out of town lol

I also did the thing

Accurate

Meowww

Don't threaten me with a good time

Mother is not a dinosaur

Well yes I mean regular careful like not doing something exceptionally stupid, just regular stupid

I will allow it as long as you are very very careful

I may have blacked out on stage. I have no recollection of these faces but I am delighted

Yay more Eva reactions!

Stage photos from last weekend 💜 competition was worth it to get photos like this alone 😆

Accurate

Can the world slow down, I'm tired and just want to watch the moon for a bit

Yes this.

Except my lmg is very good

at this rate were gonna run out of planes in the next year

It's going to drive up prices for everything and make life suck

I'm surprised they didn't follow schwarzkopfs plan, but they wanted to look so cool instead of be super efficient.

I hate this timeline, except for you

It's almost like if you take the time to plan out all of this stuff properly you don't have issues. But also we shouldn't be fucking over there

That pristine record looks horrible now

Happy days Evie!

Did the spiders get night vision goggles and decide to take the island

Why would you waste your Saturday in a cosplay contest green room? In the time it takes you to perform one cosplay skit, I’ve taken down 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard while my small children play

Gonna be golden

I can eat sexy