Two Drunks ar Dinnertime She was a little drunk cooking dinner, and burned everything. He was a little drunk eating it, and didn't care.

Lydia Davis

back to my cryptic little fragments I suppose

I can't be normal as much as I try. this extends to trying to write a novel

I hate my career lol

good afternoon. Anthony Dragonetti was a 38 year long experiment that has reached its conclusion

I'm reading it more as this woman wanting backshots from a fruity guy which is kind of my whole thing really

I've been dying at this for 10 minutes

a really funny thing is the throughline from Palantir to shitty downtown poetry readings. I mean these people are huge losers

listen I've got about 8 minutes between meetings so...what're you doing

a fascist used AI today, did you??

sorry, I have to call in sick today. I'm smoking a lot of weed

my kingdom for a functioning G train

it's good "sitting in the theater for multiple movies" weather

get a load of this guy (me)

I don't think I'm long for this world, girlypop

"our education system isn't preparing our children to be the workers of the future" it seems to me you're asking for classes on day trading, rug pulling, and generating porn with AI

and it's my favorite period in jazz. coincidence? no

they keep vibe coding this site into the shitter

the worst thing about writing in longhand is that you eventually have to type it all

lmao everything is fake

ED, which is often used as shorthand for "erectile death,"

🤷

walking past everyone reading in Prospect Park and going "what a stupid fucking book"

it's me. I'm the chopped unc now

I've read her blog for years. They ran her off rpg codex for being too powerful

I'm not a violent guy but when someone runs a red light when I'm trying to cross the street I should be allowed to unload a clip into their rear windshield

whenever I get down to do pushups my cat throws himself under my body to be crushed

the humble poop farmer

I reflexively log onto sites to read people's opinions despite my growing disinterest/antipathy towards the opinions of strangers