woah

they sound HUGE, did you ever call the police on them?

where were you with your ideas 3 years ago cole

iirc he said it wasn’t his problem

thanks for your input on the matter

we said let’s call our landlord first

this was before the cutlery drawer incident

the slug question came from a real conversation with housemates when we had a slug problem
someone put in the group chat they’d found a massive one on the bin
when asked how big he replied
“call the police big”

as the original question asker is like to point out there’s also non emergency numbers to consider ?

take the w

your face is clearly intriguing enough to fend off the immediate scroll away

would you have a funeral after you died too? would everyone have to play it exactly the same as the pre-death one?

istg anywhere but the stage

and you ate that king 🔥

any chance of it working for a second & third time? cmat is easy then go go juice would be a lovely finale to the trilogy

don’t start pulling at that thread

hmm, i recall you learning a dance in order to shut the people up

so embarrassing

a dog saw

umm does this mean you’re learning the dance????

“oh that’s a big stick on the path

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cba to go round

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i think it’ll be fine

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oop”

what if you had to pick?? this is a YA novel waiting to happen

i still can’t get in, does anyone have a real face i can use

there are NO Q’s here

damn

that’s an unusual new catchphrase you’re trying out but i don’t mind it

omg that’s my natural state

is it me and trish in the painting???

i’m scared

wait. am i from mark’s painting?