The 12th 1-0 game in Coors Field history!

Repack?

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

Great work to all parties that didn’t go, including the head coach lol

Package

Packs

Pack?

Nolan McLean is the third pitcher in at least the expansion era (1961) with two perfect bids of 5+ innings in his first 5 starts of a season, joining:

1988 Kelly Downs
1966 Juan Marichal

h/t @EliasSports

This series

Did you buy any merch from the Thunder?

Welp time to test pack by itself just to make sure it's working.

Doesn't seem to. Now I'm curious about pack?

Does packs work?

Also it appears that @gritz.bsky.social closed that loophole.

Not at all. I watched the entire Marvel cycle with my kids during lockdown and I'm not sure I loved any of them.

It's more fun for me to find ways to package the trigger into regular posts.

I hated Endgame so much.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

the top MLB Rivalry no one talks about?

MLB Stadium bag policies vs. Women.

You might be looking for "trying to catch a knuckleball"

LOLOL this franchise is so cooked.

Now wondering how many umps got fewer than 162 games to compensate for this (I'm assuming there were 24 umps working since you'd need that many for any day when all teams are playing)

And the baseball gods would guarantee that the first game goes 20 innings if you dared to try it.

Gotta be doubleheaders since umps only worked one league back then.

SV has never adjusted to a lot of tech having reached the point of "good enough" at least a dozen years ago.

This is good and correctly identifies the transition from finding/fixing needs (an engineer's first instinct) to forcing/selling things to the customer (marketing's first instinct). The other thing going on is that SV got spoiled by two decades of tech always getting demonstrably better.

Supreme Court is about to do the right thing for the wrong reason.

Pronouncing centipede "Ken tippidy" to own the libs

THIS