In light of JD Vance managing to stuff so much ass-sucking into such a short time, I think it's possible he could be online bullied into resigning. What a rizzless dweeb.

Ranch Heathen goes pretty hard.

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

about to indulge in the greatest privilege bestowed upon only the american cultural and sociopolitical elite: walking to the grocery store

it would be an honor to get killed by a shohei ohtani home run ball conking me in the head at 200mph

New phrase I’ll use every day for the rest of my life just dropped.

what do the ding-dongs betting for nuclear weapons use on prediction markets think will happen to money after that happens?

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Oh shit, new days that will definitely suck just dropped.

I am tickled by the idea that bagpipes are acceptable only during conflict. Someone playing them across the street mid-peaceful day? No trial, straight to jail. But at a protest? I’ll run through a wall.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Incredible

I host a mental health podcast called Depresh Mode. And I live in Minnesota. Here's what I said at the end of this week's show about mental health, life in Minnesota, and their overlap.

You can also listen to it here:
maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

Starts at about 56:00.

The president has been dropped via escape pod into the prison colony of New York City. Plane was fine - Jd Vance lured him in there with a large McDonald’s fries.

I like the idea of “if you do a nazi thing in public, you get sprayed with water” like a house cat. It’s a generous compromise from what it should be, which is lead.

A hand grasping a bayonet stabs through a book containing the U.S. Constitution. It is on a red background. The shirtsleeve has "DHS" on it. The bayonet blade has "ICE" on it. At the bottom it says "This is the enemy" in all caps.

Based on a WW2 anti-Nazi poster where a bayonet stabs a Bible. Our enemy today is within, destroying the U.S. Constitution, which governs this land, and not a king.

If you were a patron, you'd have seen this already! www.patreon.com/emilyk

My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.

Showed this to my older child. The response:

“This works for art and music too. AI can’t produce anything great because it will never have imposter syndrome.”

Re: Epstein’s emails

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.

Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

Oh shit

LAPD literally getting there early to beat the crowds

This baseball game has already given me brain damage.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Re-upping.

Oh! Canada!

SMALL BALL ALERT.