My opinions are factually correct so There’s really no need for me to provide any sources

mmmm minty fresh

Tips my fedora distro

> Arch

guys i pray for all of u in secret at night

Curly hair me

Why do I get cancellations on the day I wash my hair :(

You can microdose breeding fetishes by taking prenatal vitamins

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

bringing this up at my seminary thank u

she‘s making tusken raider noises while I jerk her off

Linkedin post:
how my parents beating me as a child taught me how to effectively succeed in the private equity sector

This comes from a time honoured European tradition of taking on accents when learning rhetoric in any ways but academically.

Like my dad who speaks English with a Brooklyn accent because he learned the language by watching Jewish comedians in NYC

Pros of voice training:
Affirming to hear my own voice and i’ve been able to work through some speech disabilities I’ve had

Cons:
I sound less norrlander and more British

but one can discover with oomfies, hmmm wise and curious

User Ivy featured in the discover feed, the signs are in motion

Congratulations

The thing about my posting is you will never know if I am posting drunk, high or sober. All posts are the same from me. You can guess but you’ll be wrong, always wrong. I am God’s Cruel and Divine Mystery #gcadm

asdf posting on the tomodachi life community saying: "ok fine im a homosexual." with 3 people giving the post a yeah

This theology discourse machine runs entirely on EARL GREY TEA and prescribed sleeping pills that is given to dogs in the USA !!!!

Do you know what is real?
Smiles and laughter :)

wait you guys are actually having premarital sex i thought you were joking :(

Left: Bibleman, a grown man who utilizes the power of Christ Jesus—and a Lightsaber™—to impress children. This also describes a modern youth pastor, but let's put that aside for a minute. Right: Peter Hegsth, a man who utilizes the power of Christ Jesus to look like a bitchmade crybully on television. Possibly Bibleman, but I'm not SAYING that. Number of Lightsabers™ unknown. Lightsaber™ is a registered trademark of the Walt Disney Corporation®.

Listen, all I'm saying is that you've NEVER seen Pete Hegseth and Bibleman in the same place at the same time

Hooray! :)

If the life crisis ends in becoming a religious figure, it’s definitely an interesting crisis. I decided to become a nun during my last life crisis :)

Temu Luther.

I just got my estrogen injected and have been staring at that painting of Saint Sebastian :3

oh yeah, this is a certified Book of Revelation moment

a rage comic with five panels panel one a gun contemplates the fact that he is a gun next panel he says "hmmm i think i will carry out the wrathful whims of man..." third panel jesus says "not so fast! i shall render your kind impotent and unable to hurt a living thing!" and then text appears that says "you ain't born!" fourth panel the gun says FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- "our father rebukes me!!!" then jeses does the fred durst pose and scripture appears next to him that reads "So sayeth the Lord!! "guns don't do anyth anymore"

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the twin towers

this happened to me once