It ain’t nothing but a small oven; mine be putting in work!

I refuse to pull my winter coat back out! If spring won’t stand for something, I will! 😤

A cuddle would get me right

The way I thought this was a greatest hits album back in the day smh

Harlem had anesthesia today and he is not feeling the kid, he in that bed side eyeing me OD 😂😂

Every other post cakes 😂😂

I think it’s so funny when people be like “all y’all wanna do is fuck me” and don’t show no other facet of a personality. Just nooks and crannies.

i be over here like:

Tickled me so bad! I see why MLK n’em were basically saying you have to let them show out and not react.. mind you it’s 60 years later and the tactic still the same

The public library reference desk, where you can help a child with some Lilo & Stitch coloring pages while also helping an adult with tenancy dispute forms and raging about shitty landlords.

Librarians are amazing. You can ask them about a book you think might have been a dream, but you’re pretty sure you read when you were eleven and the cover was blue…and they’ll find it! 💙📚

What a time, loved this album! Throw it in the Bag and My Time went diamond in my house..“Meet me in the parking lot, the plates say get you one!” ate so bad

Can apple buy danger already and drop a new sidekick 🙄

“If you’re talking, you’re on mute” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#BlackSkyComedy

😂😂😂😂

They do the most, it’s like an alarm going off because I’m coming home late 🤣🤣

Gaga is actually insane for the “told you she didn’t have a d!ck” at the beginning of telephone

Me asking my sisters if we should make a twins pact, knowing none of us tryna have kids 🤣🤣

Lmaoo how did that go

It’s regional, my aunt used to give a DMX “Suck My Dick” to niggas that gave me chills

Niggas say this isn’t the best album, but that run in the middle!

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Movies that I watched as a kid having 40 and 50th anniversary’s

Had a whole corporate ass phone and we used it as MySpace 🤣🤣🤣

In the club BBMing in my group chat having a TIME!

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Another self hating gay

Zohran Mamdani when asked Cardi B or Nicki Minaj:

“Cardi B […] We’re already teaming up with Cardi B to put out the word about universal childcare.”

Honestly it’s an indicator of the economy.

I hate when Remy drop cause I turn into a Black Swan

Ouu Michelle Branch, might have me a lil white girl jam session tonight

Rakuten be coming in clutch with this cash back