this sounds like a job for… the SHADOW DOCKET

All of the billionaires and their pets at the White House are amassing as much as they can before everything collapses. They hate society and are looking beyond it.

nothing gets the party started like an officious little sadist taking notes from the front row

jair bolsanaro giving a thumbs up from a hospital bed, tubes everywhere

early reviews are in

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

all of these sweating, jittery fast-talkers need rehab (and to pay taxes) and now it’s a global problem

all these guys look like they were tossed into the dryer on high

good to know

pope fight, Pope Fight, POPE FIGHT

*especially* frontline military personnel

my life for you, percy calzone

we’re focusing on warfighters not woke beta logistics

trump sent US soldiers into harm’s way without a plan and they’re currently eating garbage, but—unlike a ballroom—that’s not imperative to national security

jesus linda, just move to dubai

impressive discipline to save that treat for later

downpour
sunbreak
hailstorm
ominous thunder

bringing back teen pregnancy and the draft but only for other people’s kids

well well well

imagine having to read this copy in a pleasantly neutral tone

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

washers/dryers. vintage speed queen models last forever; that level of quality doesn’t exist in the standard consumer market now

lauren bezos “…seems to have influenced the uber-rich to stop apologizing, and start enjoying themselves.” that’s all I ever wanted, what a relief

For folks in the U.S. who may think that voting doesn't matter because of Republican voter suppression and gerrymanders, just look at this map. The far right was practically wiped off it tonight, despite 16 years of Fidesz state capture.

lmao

a man wearing a black hat and a nike vest is raising his fist . Alt: tiger woods doing his “let’s go” fist gesture

made a breakthrough in group therapy 💪

J.D. Vance as Death going down a series of doors marked Pope Francis, Iran negotiations, Viktor Orban’s re-election and U.S. midterms.

time to give em the ol razzle dazzle

the “America stabbing itself” meme

did nostradamus make this

hey they did everything they could