An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.
A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.
The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
The cost of fresh vegetables is up a stunning FORTY EIGHT PERCENT from February 2025:
www.bls.gov/news.release...
This is grotesque as hell.
He has to carefully monitor the situation for another few days.
colonization. what they're describing is colonization. all for the oil, the minerals, the foothold in south america.
Ref were like: “there was no way Georgia can lose this game”
My review of the São Paulo Bienal is out! Please click through on the gift link below.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/28/a...
Benson and Stabler would break the picket line for some Starbucks, smh.
Lil Jon in this Toys R Us float makes me feel thoroughly ancient.
Busta got his check.
I was not expecting to see Busta Rhymes perform during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, let alone Al Roker "raise the roof" this morning 😂🤣
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.
Forgive me if some of you have long ago sorted this out for yourselves. But I just realized that the problem with getting roasted by kids isn’t that they are so good at it — which, okay, some of them are — it’s that the adult is totally hamstrung! You cannot curse them out or break their spirit!
We really have destroyed the environment so much that this was of note.
still kind of enjoying The Bear but I think we as a people deserve a prestige TV show about a Waffle House instead of this fine dining bullshit
Ed Tech is a Trojan horse for tech elite capture of public resources. Every time.
It’s rigged. Middle America wants a chance again. Should’ve been the Cavs tho.
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reputable medical journals keep saying that RFK and his pro-disease friends are full of shit and so naturally they must be shunned www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Lots of nostalgia for the golden age of magazines/expense accounts/travel and decadence. But whenever I take a spin through the Atlantic's archives, I yearn for the days of magazine writing where people were literally like, here is simply a piece of food/geography that exists
I am not entertaining any foolishness. The objectively true answer is green apple.
How cowardly, cancelling National Endowment for the Arts grants on a Friday night. At least do it in the daylight on a Tuesday.
To hell with Elon and his army of sad kids.
Damn. Indeed.
Screenshot of the front cover of the digital zine "DIY web archiving", which has large-sized text stating: "Things disappear from the internet. Care about stuff on the web? You need to act to archive it. Anyone can do it—this zine shows you how."
#ICYMI folks w/deep experience re:crisis web archiving (@sucho-org.bsky.social)+building tools for it (@webrecorder.net) made a free zine teaching how anyone can archive the things you love on the web before they go away: zinebakery.com/homemade-zin... & why you shouldn't expect others will do so
Same goes for NEA awardees, we never know when they'll try to pull this over there.
You don’t say ….
Why. Why? Why? Why! WHY! Why. Why? Why!!!
Note to editors and producers: If an executive order demands action that is illegal or outside of the president’s authority, then you should not describe it as ordering something. You should say it seeks to achieve some outcome and then note it is illegal or beyond the power of the president.
