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Posts by crystal 🎱

Rich Homie Quan ain’t got no business being gone man

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Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

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2025 is very much giving 2020😭

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everybody buying they milk and bread😭

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my ass tried to go get 1 quick thing from the store and didn’t realize a whole fucking snowstorm on its way…

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• moved into my own apartment
• left a toxic friendship
• left a toxic relationship
• traveled to 3 new cities
• got promoted at work
• started my fitness journey 🥳🥳🥳

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Idk who tf Sabrina Carpenter is but I am SICK of seeing and hearing her EVERYWHERE- give it a rest please!!!

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If a Capricorn is “boring” around that means we don’t like you. Hope this helps.

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ALLOFUM

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2025 is a year for more adventures🫶🏽and here’s hoping that a sweet love finds its way to me🥹✨

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ain’t no fucking way my uncle waited 30 minutes for my aunt to get back so he could ask her to heat up a bowl of soup…

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I never hear anybody talking about hi-chews, they so damn good😭😭

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me facing 2025

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me facing 2025

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Because why the fuck they act like that😭😭

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Heavy on Sagittarius😭😭

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AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT

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something about Dot and SZA voices together that sound heavenly

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yeah SZA baby go ahead and upload the lyrics too, yk i love you girl but auntie need just a lil bit of help

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30 for 30 is sooooo damn good they brought dat heat fr

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NEW SZAAAAAA

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Coleman: I'm 54
Kieran: Get the f*ck out. Do you moisturize?
Coleman: I'm black.

Credit: evanrosskatz

Coleman: I'm 54 Kieran: Get the f*ck out. Do you moisturize? Coleman: I'm black. Credit: evanrosskatz

No one:
Every Black person I've ever known:

#blacksky #bluesky #colemandomingo

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Last day of work before getting a full week off😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 thank the lordt

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Im still so pissed they cancelled this show😭

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This was GENIUS!! Doechii tapped Issa Rae for the culture!! 😍😍😍

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normally I would agree, but I need it to be Friday immediately lmao

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