ho, Pull him in for a kiss? 🤭

tf did I do to you

You did the best you can, your highness. Dont blame yourself.

All I did was fucking BREATHE

WHAT THE FUCK?!

The throne? Don’t worry about that.

nyan feng and fu myao... two of them (two of them) #fengqing #tgcf

#fengqing kittens on the way

*pats his back and head* You’re not a terrible friend at all your highness… Those are not your fault.

BACK UP

Let’s just focus on our little one

“Fine! You can join me.”

Gods, I can’t keep up with half the fucking shit that happens in this damn place.

What happened, honey?

ITS NOT

“Aren’t you still on maternity leave? I don’t want to stress you.”

Your highness… *pulls him into a hug* You’re a wonderful person. What makes you think differently?

Dianxia? What’s wrong?

“No no it’s fine. I don’t want you to be hurt.” He cups his cheek.

You keep teasing me!!

…Don’t come near me.

“I…” coughs out some blood. “The beast was more savage than I thought.”

Shoots up in surprise and winces, moved too fast with his injuries. “I’m fine…”

Oh it’s you.

??? Who

That’s because you always smell like me now.

Recovering in the mortal realm after fighting that beast. It was harder than he thought it would be. Just laying on the ground, watching the stars and bleeding a bit. Very fun.

[grabs the scroll and mutters under his breath]

Qing-er???

[he rolls his eyes] You did this on purpose.