I also have this shirt! And the red letters one. It's my favorite shirt haha

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn't mash.

Are you going to watch it or can I spoil with some general themes?

Went into Exit 8 blind except for knowing it's a video game adaptation and was not expecting it to be Catholic propaganda

Tumblr is still tumblring in case you need some online spaces to remind you of the old days

Since this has tape #1 on it, do you think there are tapes #2 and counting? How many UFOs over Indiana have been spotted exactly?

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Ah, of course, this was part of the training. I passed because my hater genes are too powerful

I'm not sure any of the actors in this training are real people, they look too smooth.

Entered a new level of work training hell where the security training is in the form of a bro podcast

Watched the first episode of Witch Hat Atelier and I'm very pleased.

My student worker told me he figured out a way to make name tags faster by having ai put them in order and didn't seem to understand when I was like "they were in alphabetical order on the spreadsheet I sent you??"

I'm 13 hours into Veilguard and I'm enjoying it a lot? I feel like the Internet got this one wrong.

The Atomic Elbow: Issue 40 Do you like wrestling? Are you sure? Did you maybe really like it once and now you’re trying to figure out why you aren’t as jazzed about it but...

Hello. Please considering purchasing the 40th issue of my professional wrestling fanzine The Atomic Elbow. It's only $5 and if you don't like it I will send you your money back. If I sell 19 more copies, I will break even on my printing costs.

theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

Does anyone want to throw another lantern parade or.....?

Now that I'm not spending every waking moment building a giant glowing swan I have to think about the rest of reality (dying parent, dying govt) and it's not great.

Re: everything not just this article, but I'm proud of you and everything you've accomplished!

I bet @amylynnknits.bsky.social has seriously considered getting an emu to add to your menagerie before

Fertilized?

The first comment asked simply, "fertilized?"

The Internet is bad but then it also gives you stuff like this:

A giant blue swan puppet looking straight ahead above a crowd

Our giant son lives! My swan puppet for the ACC Flight of the Fireflies lantern parade.

Once again I feel mystified that the clearly best new Pokemon starter isn't getting any love

A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

The conflation of porn and LGBTQ (but specifically trans) issues is purposeful. It's part of the Project 2025 plan to criminalize LGBTQ+ ppl.

It starts with books. It moves to bathrooms. Then it moves to govt IDs. We're in it already.

You don't need to be an expert to see where this goes next.

Don't be fooled by this bill's name-- this is a book banning bill that will exclude LGBTQ books from all public schools NATIONWIDE.

Call your congresspeople and tell them to VOTE NO on this nakedly bigoted book banning bullshit.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

why has no one ever told me that the heraldic arms for Yale Law School, an institution located in New Haven, Connecticut, prominently features an alligator?? this is appropriation of SEC culture

The man that killed my coworker on her bicycle was only sentenced to 12 months probation and didn't even have to pay the usual fine.

This should actually read "drunk driver with five prior DUIs murders cyclist minding their own business" but then it wouldn't allow the comments to be so vehemently anti-cyclist.

A willow frame is a swan's body illuminated with blue lights.

I finished the body frame last night! I'll probably stop posting pictures until the actual parade next week, but it's been nice to have a thing to work on.