Panama

iCheese

Shut up, moron.

Tanguy Destable is Trump, right?

Blood, Bath, and Beyond

We’ve been Garfunkeled!

Don’t text and fly.

Two levers? In this economy?!?!

Your tax season reminder that the real freeloaders in this country are the rich — not the poor or immigrants or any other group of people vilified as scapegoats. The richest 1% evade $160 billion in taxes every year. The United States literally has yacht and private jet tax deductions. Hello?

BREAKING: Zuck’s AI agent already more lifelike than Zuck.

I’d rather just work in a salt mine.

ding ding ding!

Shocking!

Blocking Dune font fucks…

Bring it back! I’d call Kai if I had his number.

Who on Earth would pick a fight with John Moe, Mr. Marketplace Tech Report?

The Metaverse is the Holy Grail of social experiences vs. No, it’s not

Another oil war for nostalgia’s sake.

Zuck stuck in the metaverse.

I’m just a normal billionaire boy with a hoodie sweatshirt.

Reminds me of Wow! chips in the 90’s that contained Olestra, which was fat free but gave you shits.

But what about his *checks notes* Associates Degree from Oklahoma State Institute of Technology?

Good one.

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air . Alt: Oprah in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air, giving away poorly fitted dress shoes.

You get poorly fitted dress shoes! And you get poorly fitted dress shoes!

A large pipeline shaped like a crazy straw.

Breaking: Baron Trump Has Bone Spurs

Epic Epstein Fury Files

Operation Epic Furry

Let them eat liver.

“Let them eat liver.” -RFK Jr.