the falcon cannot hear the falconer, charlie brown

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

good news! michaels had a whole aisle of fabric (i don't think they used to?) and i found a good one. the employee who cut it for me didn't know the word "upholstery" though 😑

WHO FUCKING CARES

vote harder, that'll fix this

i need some fabric to reupholster some seat cushions and i'm like... michaels, i guess? 😕

i'm on a tight deadline to build a small frankenstein but so far i only have one of the body parts i need. i've gotten a little behind.

has anyone checked for a carbon monoxide leak in the scotus building?

This is my daughter, Hormuz, and my son, Fafo

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

United Airlines has updated its contract of carriage to stipulate that "passengers who fail to use headphones while listening to audio or video content" can be refused travel or removed from the aircraft. https://cnn.it/4lKOYx1

Art from ancient Pompeii depicting two people doin' it doggystyle. Top text: It's the ides of March. Bottom text: Seize 'er and hit it from the back.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

i bought an electric guitar made out of palladium. it's pretty metal

my hottest take is that we need to stop enabling chronic self deprecation outside of a joking context. responding to “my art sucks” with “no ur arts great“ does nothing but normalize bad coping mechanisms. we should be praising self confidence and emotional maturity instead

A large metal exhaust fan with the brand name "Patton" on it. This is a joke about Mike Patton, lead singer of Mr. Bungle and Faith No More (among other projects) which operate largely under the heavy metal genre. Also it's a ripoff of a joke about Reznor brand industrial fans.

hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.

me spending money on fun stuff: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!

me working to earn money: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

A photo of a single urinal mounted on a wall with two large black u-shaped handles, one mounted to either side of the urinal. Above the photo is the text "What are the handles for?"

wrong answers only

if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power

please... my tones... they are so def...

[“Take my advice, when you meet anything that’s going to be human and isn’t yet, or used to be human once and isn’t now, or ought to be human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” — Mr Beaver, The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe]

C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI

are you there god? it's a me, mario

tech bro is short for technically broken

Sometimes you will have the resources to lead the fight. Sometimes you will have the resources to join it. Sometimes you will have the resources to fund it. Sometimes you will have the resources to tell people about it. All of that is part of the fight. The important part is showing up for the fight and doing what is within your capabilities at that moment.

thanks @jnd.bsky.social

who wuthers the wutherers?

Depression on the streets, anxiety in the sheets

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"

Seems like the Epstein files are full of billionaires and not immigrants.

it was great! still bummed it got killed. it's been so long that i don't really remember much except the vibes though.