Mustard plasters for everybody!

This one cracks me up because she couldn't even *get* to pretending she had a black friend.

Until the mention of the hat's difficulties, the description reads like a Land's End catalogue from the mid-nineties, missing only a description of the pima cotton fibers that give it that extra je ne sais pas 🤌🏻

This is the headline I show my students when we talk about Alabama adopting its current state constitution in 1901. I teach in Alabama

Literally just thinking about how his parenting advice was specifically devastating for neurodivergent children.

I can't tell you how often the strong willed child book was recommended to me when my daughter was little - and by little, I mean not even two and pre-verbal.

She talked about being nosey in her memoir, and I think her curiosity about people makes her a really strong interviewer - in addition to her improv skills and genuine kindness. But there's no doubt a really strong production team in place, which - getting experienced people on board is so smart.

Still waiting for the Tesla bumper sticker that reads "I bought this before I was online enough to know he was crazy all along."

Just taking my emotional support phone charger around the house, showing it the sights.

Nothing says ADHD like moving your bedside phone charger to the office landing while working, telling yourself it's totally fine, you're not taking it far, and then carrying it with you, downstairs, to move laundry and leaving it behind on the dryer FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON.

I need a year of jubilee but for food storage containers...

You know it's unprecedented times when Millennials are voluntarily making phone calls.

Those stories are and have been out there, just with smaller outlets. In some circles this is literally all we talk about.

Tbh I like to envision Elon Musk yelling to SpaceX employees about NASA doing this in the dark age without microchips.

I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?

Wow that is flawless 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

This is a domestic disturbance.

Screenshot of audible notification suggesting Anne of Windy Poplars as my next sci-fi/fantasy read

Is this a reference to Anne's imagination and rich interior life? 🤣

Lol, fellow migraine patient and I felt like I had dementia on that med (it got better but other things worked better). Also on an injectable preventative now and so far so good?

Pigs drawn in the style of Richard scary doing different activities. “self care day ideas” Have a cry Take a nap Eat a pickle

HIIIIIIIII

When you're trying to decide if a necklace is "artsy" but not crossing all the way to "Michael Phelps' mom at the Olympics."

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Did you know you can just hop on to my personal website & order handcrafted by me crochet projects?

Or even a custom order?

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a woman is smiling and saying i love you and i like you . Alt: Leslie Knope saying "I love you and I like you."

My daughter's preschool starts twenty minutes later than every other public preschool in the district *and* has a longer open door policy before one must go to the front door of shame.

Me every morning:

Can we check in and make sure Judy Dench is taking her multivitamins 👀

Anne threatens Not Dolly the Jersey Cow with a stick and Not Dolly is unimpressed.

I bought myself Anne of Avonlea on streaming and was surprised to see it was rated 18+, but you have to admit that the part where Not Actually Dolly ravages Mrs. Lynde's field is fairly graphic.

Okay but HOW??

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Will she sit peacefully in your lap, composing the next great polka?

Fat Brain Toys listing for "Everybody Polka! Kids' Accordion, showing a young girl joyfully playing said accordion because everybody knows that's what kids these days long for, accordions.

Preschool-aged boy, sitting peacefully and happily in his mother's lap, playing with said toy accordion. The mother also looks happy. Is this an alternate universe? Listing does not specify.

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