Onions, but without the smell.

I had my money on Tim Sweeney and Margrethe Vestager as guests.

I’m like this with recipes. “How to make the egg. But first, a thirty paragraph memoir about my childhood growing up in the south of France where my gran (not my real gran but we all called her gran) showed me an egg for the first time”

Just tell me what to do with the damn egg.

Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace

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Pay my gas bill.

‘Just sprinkle your swearing s*** all over it’: how The Thick of It redefined expletives on TV - NewsBreak It takes about one minute for a verbal grenade to be lobbed in The Thick of It ’s first episode . Spin doctor Malcolm Tucker, played by Peter Capaldi, is o

20 years ago today since the first episode of The Thick Of It went out.

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Never had an urge to visit Blackpool until now.

Screenshot of email from Netflix. Reads: What did you think of Fred and Rose West. Either way, please let us know.

I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.

Are you having a nice time? It’s hard to tell

Still waiting for someone to come and retune my VCR so I can get channel 5.

Should they have been by now.

Thanks cuz x

I don’t really go in for all that. An SMS message perhaps, not a card.

Screen shot of Ancestry website showing a match with Daniel Ripley

Dan have you ever done a DNA test thing with ancestry

Due to a clinical fuck up I am entering week 4 without my ADHD medication, and _shit me out_ my house looks like a Middle Eastern city after western warplanes have paid a visit to spread democracy.

Upset at how quickly everything unravelled. May this be the final week of fuckery.

An Irish Doodle, covered in mud, running on a path by the river in the sunshine.

What a great day to be a dog.

“Have you” followed by any words.

There was a musician called Len
Who could never play guitar again
He sold it to Dan
Did you hear of McCann?
She’s missing and her name’s Madeleine.

Bobby Davro 😢

An out-of-context still image from the TV programme “Killing Eve”. A woman is looking off centre camera as someone opposite is speaking to her. The subtitles read: “I advise you to have a sausage and go home.”

You’d look like a twat wearing that

“Adults with diagnosed ADHD are living shorter lives than they should. We believe that this is likely caused by modifiable risk factors and unmet support and treatment needs in terms of both ADHD and co-occurring mental and physical health conditions.” #ADHD

Sign reading Duolingo, but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

Masking isn’t just hiding stims or forcing eye contact - it’s performative survival

It’s monitoring every word, every expression, every movement to stay “safe” in a world built against us

Unmasking isn’t about abandoning every tool - it’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasure

Anyway. Try to give your friendly neighbourhood autistic the benefit of the doubt the next time they offend you.

They probably actually care about you.

We don’t need more “training” on how to “human correctly”.

Second guessing every word, dry running conversations in your head to practice perfect… it’ll still be wrong. It’ll still be misunderstood.

It’s another reason to have a guard up all the time. Over a lifetime, it’s exhausting.

Maybe that’s what they mean by “resilience” eh.

The futility of knowing that not expressing your deeply held care in the way that others expect will be thought of as not caring.

The hardest part of being an autistic human in this world, for me?

The futility.

The futility of knowing that, despite how hard you’ll think about what and how to say it, it’ll be wrong.

Autobiography title sorted.

Tshirt that says "autism powered fuck machine"

Buying a matching set for @mrlizard13.bsky.social and I.