“SFPD Reveals Plan to Trim Budget” — headlines you’ll never read

Even better when you remember Trump doesn’t like dogs.

Will get the Melania Doc treatment.

Oh he’s on his way out.

What

Only someone who sniffed cocaine from a toilet seat would say such thing and forget they said it.

“Kim, people are dying”

“Oh no, la polizia”

Topline results of daraxonrasib's ph3 trial for pancreatic cancer are so incredible I can hardly believe them.

Median overall survival of 13.2 vs 6.7 months with chemo, i.e. ~doubling survival.

I'd like to see the data but this may be the biggest breakthrough in pancreatic cancer we've ever seen.

Necesitan por lo menos 50% para ganar. Nica llega nadie mañana a eso. Segunda vuelta de seguro.

Ok you know what? I’d like to know this too lol

When he’s not found beating up San Franciscans in need.

Absolutely not, Lurie isn’t anything like Mamdani.

S.F. Ethics Commission will weigh in on Lurie-Trump phone records - California News Beep The San Francisco Ethics Commission will take up the question of whether Mayor Daniel Lurie violated city and state law by refusing to disclose records

S.F. Ethics Commission will weigh in on Lurie-Trump phone records

https://www.newsbeep.com/us-ca/250163/

The San Francisco Ethics Commission will take up the question of whether Mayor Daniel Lurie violated city and…

SF protesters, in response to SFO arrest of Guatemalan woman, accuse city of colluding with ICE & SFPD of facilitating the ICE action. Protesters want Mayor Daniel Lurie to oppose any cooperation with ICE. "He's complicit and won't say that ICE & Trump are harming this country."

A flyer comparing the positions of Trump to those of San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie

People’s Budget Coalition was out connecting Trump to San Francisco’s mayor yesterday, drawing folks into the local work

Ohh no, don’t compare Daniel Lurie to Zohran Mamdani 😅

I swear they could have titled it “we still can’t get rid of them all” and it would have been more respectful.

So now we are fighting wars, huh?

That’s me plus bachelor, bachelorette love is blind, that island show.

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

This whole thread is golden 😆

Here we go with this mofo.

I hate April fools’

LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES WITH A CREW OF 4 TOWARDS THE MOON

Fcuk Europe.

I think some people misunderstood this exchange with Gorsuch. Under current law, Native Americans are NOT birthright citizens under the 14th A. They get it through a 1924 law.

Gorsuch asked if the gov's argument was true, wouldn't they get citizenship under the 14th A, and the SG said probably yes.

Do tell

200% chance couch fucker would have used it to get little Marco disqualified from running.

Laying down a marker now: The first time a Supreme Court pundit uses John Roberts's "It's a new world, but it's the same Constitution" line to cast him as Our Principled Defender Of The Rule Of Law Agains Trump, I am going to go their house and give them a swirlie