this endless media churn of utterly horrible shite, either caused by or enabled by him, we should have laughed him off the escalator in 2016, he's an atrocious "person", just find a dungeon and throw away the fucking key ffs

here!

stick around. she's astonishingly good.

until you have been caught outside for hours, nowhere to pee, doing the peepee dance like a nitwit, you cannot possibly appreciate my Pee Before You Leave™ way of life.

seizing the opportunity to pee, dang

they are the most revolting, corrupt, bribe-taking, disgusting, pulling-words-out-of-their-ass writing some illegal-ass bunch of motherfuckers, etc etc, you get my drift. (bribe-taking motherfuckers)

that's awesome 👊

exactly. you better go when the opportunity is there

pee before you leave
carpe peeem

puddins up close

well thank you

me in my bunny slippers

oh... nothing

it's either a 70s movie or made to look that way

many thanks

happens to the best of us, welcome, noob

ok, cool

puddins asleep

puddins getting pets

puds in his spot

puds

allow me to introduce... puddins. he is gigantic and... large

if they could splice genes, they'd have done it before now

@snakeroot.bsky.social yo what happened?

And now, the week in Deep Shitsville. What have you got for us today, Jim

(has flashbacks from "The Bay" and faints)

sitting on my ass
where's that wench with my coffee
alright I'll get up

#shitposthaiku

I don't know if it's correct, haven't seen the movie, but it looks like several sites "verified" it. I don't fuck with AI normally and I really don't want to but it's all I got also
I'd have sworn the first time I posted it I saw the movie it was from.

wellll Google's ai says:

The image shows the opening title card for the cult classic drag film Vegas in Space, released in 1991. The specific text "Starring as 'The Sluts'" refers to the San Francisco drag troupe Sluts A Go-Go, which included drag legends Doris Fish, Miss X, and Tippi.

you better. you deserve it ♥️

ridiculous with the labelling

it was from a movie, look it up.

good luck to his pointy headedness

*salutes briskly* are YOU off today, Ms Emma my love?

I walk in beauty?, like the night
the longest legs and slender thighs
it's sad my bedhead's such a fright
ah well, I won the Dumbass Prize (*trips, falls down a flight of steps)

sammy peeing on a neighbor's decorative bench by a cherry blossom tree.

every time.