imagining a cicada putting in tiny noise canceling headphones before it starts up

Induced demand with traffic lanes except its my gym getting new equipment

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God damn he's really dumber than dirt. Idk how it still keeps surprising me

With SWIFTNESS

all crystals are flavor crystals, hope this helps

A lot to say about this but what really melts my brain is that Israel/AIPAC has backed and started a whole entire additional genocide since the last election and we're going to be told that we're *still* overreacting

As an American I should be allowed to harm anyone who inconveniences me, even slightly, with a vehicle or weapon

We're letting feature bloat creep into our food now. I just want it to perform the function I bought it for. I don't need extraneous protein, I don't need creatine in my granola bar, I don't need my potato chips to connect to wifi

Steve Schirripa with a sub sandwich and Weiner dog

Important Italian-American update

We've done everything conceivably possible to ensure customer loyalty except for making a good product

You just have to explain stuff to centrist/libs/capitalists/etc like I do to my four year old and it usually works. "Sharing is good and results in more treats for everyone" etc

If socialism is a big scary word, you can just replace it with "sharing"

BACK OF A PACKAGE OF SNACKS: this is such a good snack. we started this company to train every ingredient, which is made of good stuff, to make sure that each and every one of them gives your tongue a kissy wissy, of flavor

Goku is muslim

The other day I got refunded the in store price for the cheaper online purchase I made and felt like I was getting away with murder

Perhaps we could interest you in a loyalty program? Points? Do points do anything for you? How about an email list that takes 14 days to successfully unsubscribe from

We've really over-greased the rails of consumerism, haven't we

Miss u in the chat bby

It's crazy how lucky we are that both cereal grains and legumes exist on this planet

Two edible plant groups that are easy to domesticate, and complement each other both in terms of what they do to soil (e.g. cereals are nitrogen-hungry, legumes fix nitrogen) and in terms of nutrition

I was gonna say delete this before he sees it but no... no, keep it up

it’s a real shame because Kash Patel is a great rapper name.

I proudly pay my massive healthcare premiums so that our brave soldiers can eat rotten squid penis loaf

You know what would fix a strategically incompetent military born of infinite money? That's right, more money

Are we projecting power, though? I thought we were getting clowned on by Iran

Would you recommend water-based or silicone

You must construct additional pylons

tanguy destable wont see your posts making fun of his name .. because he’s too busy hanging out with hideo kojima and having sex with natalie portman

Where's the moneymaker

"Hey sweety, Wild Hogs (2007) is now available on Tubi", I call into the other room. There is no response. Because no one is there. They were never there to begin with. My voice carries throughout the empty house, and into the endless dead streets. The lone and level sands stretch far away.