I saved you a seat 🪑

I was stretching out briefs (and boys) back in college too

This fat enough for you?

Balls feel heavy today

The real reason my boss hired me for the job

Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite and leaving you gaped 🕳️

What’s the first thing people tend to notice about you?

Me:

Plenty of space under this desk for you

Let’s get stoned and play with my dick

Who needs underwear when your dick is as fat as mine?

Who wants a ride?

I saved you a seat 🪑

Don’t let it go to waste 💧

I think my boss liked his view during our weekly meeting

I think my boss liked his view during our weekly meeting

Don’t let it go to waste 💧

Wrist thick ⌚️

Need someone to lick it clean

Maybe wearing a cock ring to work wasn’t such a good idea…

This still considered business casual?

Go ahead and touch it. I know you want to.

Get on your knees.

Boss told me our meeting has been moved to the men’s bathroom stall

Nothing but big dicks, thick thighs, and blueskies 🦋

Beef. It’s What’s for Dinner 🍽️

The bigger the boy, the better the bulge.

The bigger the boy, the better the bulge.

Beef. It’s What’s for Dinner 🍽️

I was stretching out briefs (and boys) back in college too

This fat enough for you?