Please. No. Don’t go. 🙄

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Congratulations to Péter Magyar, the Hungarian people, and the EU! And a special shoutout to JD Vance for helping to make it happen! 😆

Nobody: …
First Lady: I have never been involved with a sex trafficking ring.
Everybody: 🤔

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It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

So I wonder when the long knives will come out for Trump. The feeble demented king is fading from power and the next wave of power brokers is starting to salivate and jockey for position. They are leaking and repositioning and circling the soon-to-be corpse like vultures… tick tick tick 🕰️

Omg… just learned, also Hitler, Mussolini, and Franco. 🧐😳

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

It’s kind of funny that 2 of the most batshit politicians of our age (Palin and Trump) are tea-totalers.

I am so tired of seeing uninformed posts about Iran starting this war 47 years ago.

When the actual truth is that it was the USA that started the war 73 years ago.

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.

Boy, did they screw up.

Thought experiment. What if Barack Obama had tweeted that, including the “praise be to Allah” part. It’s all we’d hear about for *months* I know, I know, noticing the cognitive dissonance is so yesterday, but it still gets me.

We’re asking the same people to invoke the 25th amendment that haven’t seen fit to intervene so far, and who will fall into disrepute or obscurity without the Mad King shining his orange glow upon them. Not holding my breath.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

I needed to hear this today

KEEP ON REPOSTING.
KEEP THE TRENDING HIGH.

#EpsteinFiles #NoPedophiles #NoKings
#NoPEDODENTS #NoTrump

A history of the top marginal tax rates on the wealthiest Americans:

1940: 81%
1950: 84%
1960: 91%
1970: 72%
1980: 70%
1990: 28%
2000: 40%
2010: 35%

For 50 years, corporate backed politicians in Congress have slashed taxes to line the pockets of their wealthy donors.

Oh, honey . . . your own Pope just rebuked you for being someone God ignores because you're a warmonger with blood on your hands. Maybe it's not the best time to try to make a buck by sanctimoniously preening over your Catholicism.

Swalwell: "I want to knock out this argument we even need ICE doing what they're doing in the first place. If they are so easily moved from our streets, where they are terrorizing people, to passing out bottles of water in the airport, did we really need them terrorizing people in the first place?"

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

I worry that Delta closing its special services for those in Congress will make it more difficult for Ted Cruz to abandon his constituents in a crisis.

Pulitzer-worthy

Everyone congratulate Donald J. Trump on his *seventh* bankruptcy. Glory!

Thank you for your concern about my credibility. There are probably some oil companies out there who could benefit even more from your very precise critiques. Have a nice evening

Why didn’t they get put back up? Because so far my botched timeline seems to be your sticking point.

The lack of self awareness while simultaneously thinking of no one but himself is remarkable.

Who never put them back up? 🤔

There are still commentators saying things like “How does this make sense?” And I’m like… oh, sweetheart. Don’t do that. We stopped trying to make it make sense long ago.