Thanks for coming to my TED talk

It’s also misogynistic bc the Kennedy’s could accept an unconventional man like Schwarzenegger, but women are expected to play a curated role…

I think I’m annoyed by JFK Jr + Carolyn’s story bc it erases 5+ yrs he spent w/ Daryl Hannah. Being neurospicy I know how a mom’s need for control (Jackie) can clash w/a partner’s neurodivergence. Daryl influenced him 2b more natural + status-oriented moms hate when sons stop being set in their ways

one of the most upsetting things about all the epstein files (along with all the men not rich enough to be in the epstein files who fixate on teens) is how many of them are parents

Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell

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Just adding this to the myriad illogical things happening rn but: WHY IS TRUMP SELLING DISCOUNT PHARMACEUTICALS??!

You’re here!

ditto

Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.

Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.

Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?

For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.

Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?

For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.

This is who runs this account.

Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.

Mr Smith needs to return to Washington.

Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.

hey buddy how’s your the holidays going? is it going jolly? is everything going very jolly for your big ass

a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .

When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:

Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her.

terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me

some proverbs for the holidays: Trump wasn’t shot, he did have Epstein terminated, he pushed his ex-wife down the stairs before her testimony, the MRI was for his rotting brain, and he’s all over those redacted pages

Only Hunger Games I want to see is vultures finishing him off.

If when Harry Met Sally isn’t number 1 then this is a load of shit