I'm so envious of Canada. Imagine getting to pick your next leader and one of the choices isn't a batshit crazy, stupid sociopath . . .

All of y’all who ever caused me pain, I hope you’re happy

I’ll never understand why I’m so hard to love but I can find a thousand reasons why I’m loading up this gun.

The trash you made up about me in your head is the only memory you will have of my existence and that’s tragic. For you.

I love when I smoke weed cuz now when something sad happens to me I just giggle it off like “damn nigga that would happen to you” 🤣

Im going to become a ghost now.
Don’t be alarmed

Don’t be mad at me Switches. Can you blame me? Y’all don’t even speak to me anymore. So I went and found a new home. I will always be a Switch tho almost like I was born a Switch. I’m just the black sheep of the family 😂

Like literally they are gonna be kicking it with us for 3 days straight and staying with us. Is this real life? 😍😍

AND they said THEY CANT WAIT 🫶🏽

I still cannot believe the actresses in my new gay fandom who play the couple we’re all obsessed with are coming to Disneyland with me just because I asked and they WANT to. With MFS, we have to go through other ppl just to reach the cast. I’ll always be a Switch but this new fandom has stolen my 💙

Time for some more #MotherlandFortSalem quote cards.

I also have a video of him dancing on camera so I put the song “Back That Azz Up” by Juvenile to it 😂

a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and laughing . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and laughing .

I have a video of my coworker on patrol yesterday chasing down these 3 teenagers that broke into the building and he yells “THIS WHAT I GOTTA DO ON THANKSGIVING?! GOBBLE GOBBLE MY ASS!”

And yet the leader of this insurrection walked free — and returned to run the government he tried to overthrow

Seems like on bsky you can’t group chat 😭

I think I found my people 🫶🏽🫶🏽

@rayllainq.bsky.social how do we get our group chat back lol

In case anyone been wondering where I been all weekend. I’m on cloud 9 cuz I got to chat and have fun with my newest celeb crush 😂 she even agreed to hit up Disneyland with me and some friends 😂

Taylor Hickson has saved my life for the 2nd time now. She sent me the sweetest video and told me to hang on in these times when I feel like unaliving myself. Her advice was exactly what I needed. The world is so much better with her in it 🫶🏽

In the last 24 hours, I got my most recent celeb crush to agree to go to Disneyland with me 😱

Hopefully! I know I can always count on you as one 💙

It’s too bad some of us arent friends anymore tho

#Switches, remember when we were the only ones we knew with Bluesky and we had to have an invite? 😂 #MotherlandFortSalem #SaveMotherlandFortSalem

We get -50 degree F windchills. Winter is a pain in the butt here. Literally 😂

Cleansing the timeline 💛

I haaaate it. But then again I was born and raised in Minnesota so I’m over it 😂

Snow should be outlawed 😂

Bruh there’s no MAGAts over here. It’s like we all died and went to Heaven in the sky 😂

We have snow now in Minnesota. I’m freezing my tail off 😂

TC