This dork has to protect me everytime I go into the bathroom by jumping into the clothes hamper, ready to pounce on anything...

:3

Dunno, he doesn't bite me... (often)

Hi, I got a cat!
He is a dork... like most of you reading this~ :3

Like metal loudly clanging against each other :3

For the past 5 years I've been terrified every time I turn on my sink garbage disposal that something like a fork would be in it and scaring the shit out of me..

It finally happened :')

I just hone in my eyes on the finger ready to pounce before my two fighting brain cells process what is happening... Thankfully my coworker's finger was juuuust out of reach this time :3

Today marks the 3rd time I've almost bit someone at work who pointed their finger at me...

Noone is safe :3

POV: You're a finger about to be bit :3

Ah, it's that time again when the private equity company that bought RuneScape learns the hard way that its player base won't roll over for bullshit.

$32/month to get what should be baseline features is so hilariously awful, but ads or shortened afk timer? Nope. I'll cancel ASAP if it goes live.

Next year you'll finally become Sable8 :3

Europeans when they first came to America :3

Ahh yes, an actual system where you have to upload your government issued ID which shows your DOB and can verify your status as 18+ is more flawed than someone lying with "yeah my DOB is this day kthx"...

Impressive logic :3

My mom, knowing I want a cat (and in an attempt to entice me), got me crochet cats for Christmas. Somebody help me.

I'm getting you a diaper for Christmas

I still don't believe it... falsified documents :3

A story told in two parts

I can sense the stink from the photo alone

A cat with a cat

I think you have a problem...
Admitting is the first step to recovery Duin...

Can't believe I'm being called out :c

I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you irl and you were orange

Now the next step is to max :3

Lava