Nope. The kids are alright.

Just had three unrelated black/tuxedo cats visit my yarden all at once. That was weird. 🤔🧙🏻‍♀️
#witchsky #superstition #omen #itsjustcats #cats #

I could have enjoyed the Tories not being in power a lot more if Trump wasn't setting the world on fire. Shitgibbon.

Great! Can't wait to hear what you think of the actor playing the then reasonably young Brine!
What a character, eh! #thearchers

Just had to pop on to say a huge thanks to @thecidershedpod.bsky.social for this wonderful look back on Patreon, not only the ancient Archers but just the wonderful 80'sness of it all!
The cars! The hair! The jumpers!

"The Witch Wound"? An unhinged, ranty book review. YouTube video by Grumpy Old Crone

Hello. This thread reminded me of a video I watched yesterday. You might get something out of it.
youtu.be/FmbMqmTSaXM?...

*follows* based purely on that sentiment.

Thou shalt be poisoned with cocktails and play with filters, apparently.

Not quite like the old days is it, tweethearts 😘🤣

Sat in my car just outside of town, looking at the early sun catching the limbs of ancient oaks full of leaf buds. Silvery dew across the field dotted with buttercups about to burst open. Finches twittering. Crows hopping around. Good coffee.

I wish you all a peaceful moment like this today.

Tune

The Beginning of the End for the Far Right? YouTube video by Grumpy Old Crone

Hope not hate!
#witchcraft is an act of rebellion ✨️❤️🧙🏻‍♀️❤️✨️

#witchsky #witchtok #farright #hex #poppet #blessing #curse
youtu.be/bbA8ejfFDdk?...

Definitely works.

Any predictions!?

Glancing at my attire I can confirm this. Wear the dress. Wear the shoes. Don't wait for an occasion ❤️

It's weird as f*ck hearing my life of a fortnight ago being played out by Pip on #TheArchers down to the treatment.

I didn't get cake though!

Fyi #TheArchers fans listening on BBC sounds, if you're late or want to avoid the news (and potential spoilers from the bloody announcers!) you need return to start & skip forwards exactly 180 seconds.
(Press the 20 second button 9 times!)
It will take you exactly to the theme tune! 🤓

What we do in the shadows!

Make Up Eyeliner Wing GIF ALT: Make Up Eyeliner Wing GIF

With another 2 hours before I have to move, I wonder how goth I'll be by 9.

Funny occasion to wear your "nice shoes", I thought..

Black dog getting belly rubs

Fuss!

I saw this on FB--unfortunately without accreditation, but it's so pretty🌱

🆕 Block, stock, and 2million smoking barrels 🛢️

BUMPER DOUBLE EPISODE

⛴️ The blockade of the blockade
🇻🇦 Popesplaining
🛡️ Indefensible defence spending
🇭🇺 Hungarian election 🗳️ expert deep-dive
🌲 Pee pee pines
🌀 Woke weather

🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/66Zw...

🍏 coming soon

Jesus. Well known for his right hook.

Ever wake up and wonder if you're living in some sort of joke?

This post might be the push I need...

According to The Rest Is Entertainment, he's the same hired goon who failed to stop the kardashian woman being held hostage when she was robbed, thus feeling he has something to prove. 🙄

Stayed over at His mother's lastnight, watched them get slowly giggly over a bottle of white wine while we played trivial pursuit. (I went to bed early with only 4 cheeses).

It's delightful waking up here with all the birds singing, and lack of local drunkards yelling.

Eff Hull.

Lovely artwork!

Did I miss something, or did Rex & Alice get dressed up to pop round for tea at her mate's? #TheArchers