let's all remember the true meaning of st patrick's day: that it's my birthday tomorrow

ill never forget these cause i got an nhl streaming sub for my birthday the first year i got into hockey and these were the first 2 games i could watch with it

the flyers and losing by 5 goals to the rangers in the middle of march name a more iconic duo (usually it's around my birthday but i guess they're early this year)

i had a different version of this tweet drafted before i remembered my dad follows me on here

dressed up to text dudes on hinge about modernist interior design xox

ngl it gives me the ick when the figure skaters do part of the routine right up on the judges....like chill out have some decorum

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

actually don't know how to behave when ive been treated to delicious hockey all day. is this how north americans live all the time

this is really going to make up for the fact that i am so ill i have had to cancel my weekend plans

4 games of hockey a day until sunday all watchable bc they're on euro time i could cry

cold has gotten worse every day for a week straight

today ive watched women's downhill freestyle skiing, USA v finland women's ice hockey, mens big air snowboarding, mens short program figure skating and now canada vs switzerland women's ice hockey, winter olympics is CLASS

having a cold during the olympics actually sick what if i just laid in bed all day and had unlimited entertainment

originally couldn't be fucked about the 2016 throwback thing but actually being over two years on T now it is actually kind of mental lol

hello :)

anecdotes from previous years

two of the squad are getting their employers to match donations so i think every quid donated right now is actually worth 3!

Slash Fiction and Pals 24 Hour Gaming Marathon for Medical Aid for Palestinians Help Niamh Webster raise money to support Medical Aid for Palestinians

for the 5 people who follow me here and not on insta, my pals and i are reviving an old tradition of killing off our braincells by playing video games for 24 hours in aid of a good cause, this time it's Medical Aid for Palestinians, donate here if you should like www.justgiving.com/page/slashfi...

thank you 🥹

anyway ✌️

it's incredible what going to a good barber will do for your self esteem

does being a dude mean spending your whole life thinking "no THIS is the haircut that looks good on me, every haircut before was bad and embarrassing" every time you change something or is that just year 3 trans guy thing

I want both of these offensive coaching staffs tried at The Hague

can we pour one out for the older sisters of trans men who thought they had it bad with a baby sister and now look what's happened

same train, missed the angel of the north again (was doing the crossword instead this time) but did get to stare longingly at lindisfarne as the sun is setting so we will call it a win

watching the best show ever made again (mad men) and obviously being nostalgic for a past you didn't experience is for fascists and morons HOWEVER i do think smoking a cig in a wood panelled commuter train would feel fucking great

morning everyone

it wasn't eligible for the list on account of being a movie musical (the list was songs written for the stage only) but i had to make a special honorary mention list for two stephen schwartz movie songs bc they are That Good (through heavens eyes from prince of egypt and out there from hunchback)

spent the morning making a list of best songs from musicals which you couldn't get me to share at gunpoint HOWEVER i will admit that i have been listening to the prince of egypt score literally all day and i have been having a great time