GET WELL SOON xx

Oooh, beautiful cover.

Advice about this, or..?

Watched 1991's DOGFIGHT for the first time last night. Incredible River Phoenix performance, so subtle, nuanced, and natural. Lili Taylor destroys. And it's a beautiful portrait of a moment in time.

Yeah those two and Idaho are evidence of this mammoth talent. If he’d stayed clean, there are other stars we would simply never have heard of.

it is going to be extremely funny in 2079 to be like "hmmm, sorry, can I see your ID" and rejecting a 70 year old from buying a pack

Alastair is currently very concerned about the possibility we are destabilising the Middle East. I think he has amnesia. I hope he does, for his own sake.

Matt Forde doing the podcast equivalent of posting through the Mandelson affair

The Country House hitmakers

Thank you for covering this one off. I do The Rest Is Politics and The News Agents as penance but I couldn't handle this too.

It's just a lie, as she knows, which might be why her argument can't withstand one second's scrutiny

Mahmood told Forde’s Political Party podcast at the Duchess Theatre that claims she was chasing Reform votes were “just a way of delegitimising the point of view that I bring to the table”. “It’s also a way of delegitimising the perfectly valid, legitimate views of millions of people in this country, including ethnic minorities in this country. And it’s not acceptable, right? And also, you’re trying to put me in a box, which includes a lot of people who think I don’t even belong in my own country. “That’s why I said this individual can just fuck right off, because I know I belong in my own country. You’re not going to be able to do that to me,” she said. She said there was an aspect of racism to the claims. “I do think there is that element of it, which is: ‘How dare you, a brown woman, say a thing that we white liberals think you’re not allowed to say?’ Well I’m saying it.”

Can't think of anything funny to say about this. Mahmood's repeated weaponisation of racism to defend her racist policies might be the most immoral thing a minister has done since Osborne's Philpott comments

I'm kidding, he's talking to the China office

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed The

Cheers, Ken Clarke's crying x www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Adrianne Lenker - Born For Loving You (Live in London) YouTube video by Rairun

Happy Big Thief week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev8M...

Fuck does he do

Same

I was on a train that had gone through Doncaster, and heard an unmistakable voice behind me. I turned round and said, “I know that voice!” It was 2017 so I was out canvassing a lot, and we chatted about the manifesto and stuff. He shook my hand and said, “Thank you for all you do” 🥰 Charismatic guy.

LIVE: Olly R reveals McSweeney threats if Mandelson not approved

This was shameful in 2014 but we all love that adenoidal adonis

Me too (see attached)

There’s been an environmentally friendly murder.

Hahahahaha

Former Odeon Cinema, Morecambe - William Calder Robson for Harry Weedon and Partners, 1937 Image © Philip Butler

Odeon Cinema, Morecambe - William Calder Robson for Harry Weedon and Partners, 1937 Image © John Maltby

NEWS: The former Odeon Cinema in Morecambe (1937), now a hardware and bathroom supply shop, has been Grade II listed following support from C20 Society.

The Streamlined Moderne style cinema was one of 7 designed for Odeon by architect William Calder Robson; 3 of which survive, all are now listed.

Looks Unfamiliar: Tim Worthington – You Can’t Exactly Wash The Dishes To You Suffer By Napalm Death Tim Worthington joins Garreth Hirons to talk about comedy on BBC Radio 3, featuring some very familiar names in long-forgotten shows including Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris and Peter Cook.

Chris Morris and Peter Cook's silly series of ridiculous highbrow discussions Why Bother? is one of the funniest comedy shows ever broadcast. If you've never heard it, or if you just wanted to hear me talking about how much I love it, step right this way...

timworthington.org/2019/04/06/l...

This was before his phone was stolen, I think.

That doesn’t sound like Morgan.

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

Chart from The Economist showing annual egg consumption per person in Britain from 2004 to 2025. There has been a sharp increase since 2022

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
www.economist.com/britain/2026...