Ask for some free weather as compensation

I understand most things that rappers say, because rapping is my thing and i do it every day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZn...

What's wrong hun, you haven't touched your grey strip, grey sponge and carrots...?

Lovely Southgate there...

A business man with a pekingese dog for a head working in front of the Channel Island Herm

WORKING FROM HERM

collage of a big white duck in a blue beret outside The Range, Milton Keynes

Duck à La Range

crying

Crying's a pretty rich seam as a playlist theme: open.spotify.com/playlist/0IL...

This is filling up nicely, but do you know what all the ads were?

This is the gold standard of this genre, can't believe it wasn't first on the list 😎

Both great suggestions, and reminded me of "Fruitella, too juicy for my nan" to I'm Too Sexy

yep, it's a classic, cheers

Ad pastiches

making a playlist of songs that were in old ads but with the words changed: "i want to be smith's crisps", "re-record not fade away", "the leader was lurpak", etc. Any suggestions?

open.spotify.com/playlist/3UF...

I FEEL BAD

(dena nena nena na)

I KNEW THAT I WAD

Watched GDT's Frankenstein the other night and was distracted by how much it looks like The Muppet Christmas Carol - presumably they're in the same universe?

My face when I see yet another AI button on an app...

Angine de Poitrine - Sarniezz (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

This popped up on youtube this morning, it's an insane banger

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7OI...

Doodle that looks a bit like Wayne Rooney

Photograph of Wayne Rooney in his man utd heyday

Two horses eating hay/straw in a very foggy field

Foggy horses on today's walk.

only way to know for sure is to recreate it yourself...

Said 'smithereens' this morning, it's a very nice word to say.

Have a go yourself, and I'll see you next time.

Had a Blood Orange today, which was nice and made me question why there isn't more blood fruit: blood apple, blood peach, blood banana, blood pineapple, etc...

MAKE MORE BLOOD FRUITS YOU COWARDS!

Your mum brought you up right

Even though you're wearing that obscene jumper...?

I also sent some character ideas, but that's priceless IP, so keeping it under wraps...

I got my niece a comic book sketchbook for Xmas but she said she was struggling to get started, so I sent her some beano-esque scenarios and endings...

My electric toothbrush is on charge this morning so I'm having to use the acoustic...

nice. cheers 💩

have you got a link for bohemian rhapsody one? googled but cant find it...

Boxing Day? More like Farting Day, amirite?

Reposting as this got lost in the thread a bit, a quick strip about xmas purgatory...