No one wants to hear a teaser of your podcast episode before your podcast episode starts

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

“trump derangement syndrome” is like “lou gehrig’s disease”

Connotation. That’s the word I was trying to think of a week and a half ago

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Why is Netflix raising my fee, didn't they JUST get $3 billion for NOT buying a thing

Ahh!! Thanks John. What a fun and fully prepared night

(Chiding) This is why we can’t have targeted ads, Instagram

What just because I love knocking on doors?!

I like how every time Trump offers up a scapegoat and someone gets fired we act like it’s a win, and not the plan

One day. Halloween. Let it go.

There’s way too much great niche stuff on there. Hate it

Pretty sure Tubi’s gonna ruin my life

The cat just crawled onto my lap, then promptly bit one of my fingers. Rational

Walked into the room and forgot what you were gonna post

I really like to pat myself on the back when I eat healthy. I also really like to pat myself on the back when I get Burger King on the way home to treat myself

"Behavior can be understandable without being acceptable" - someone's therapist

Yesss I miss this too. And sometimes when you'd @ reply Eggo waffles because you were high on a sleep gummy, they'd send you a t-shirt

SNL's getting good, now that they just rip off Tim Robinson's sketches every week

Precisely

Lmao at my bank asking me to confirm my income. I never told you my income, bitch!

To me, it’s not a game.

I feel like Trump is one missed nap away from calling me “oriental”

Ah Vox. Giving vox to the vox-less

He needs that money for neck-shortening surgery.

Dude.

With twice as much syphilis, yes.

No, Andy. That goes against the spirit of the game. In modern hockey, women are considered bad luck.

Screenshot of my new website’s homepage.

I finally redesigned my website after digging through volumes of my work for months. While I allowed myself to feel a bit of pride in my accomplishments, I was alternately overwhelmed by the quantity of decades of work while feeling insignificant in the face of current events. www.jeremyarambulo.com

When a goalie deflects a puck, although it seems random, that's not luck - it is not because his hockey stick (the curved baton used during game play) happened to be in the "right place at the right time." This more often than not is a result of pre-planning, consistent effort, and discipline.