I was so desperate to go to that!

There's a TikTok trend at the moment of turning people's texts into an emo song and there's one called "turning the angry texts my wife sends me after I eat her snacks into an emo song"

I know this because my wife sent me it about 4.2 seconds after it was posted

Some A+ fucking shots there mind

I'm a dab hand at it now, they all know I used to be in a band so I always promise to show them an old video at the end of the first week...that way I can cherry pick one with no swearing

We in the full back union do not like tacklers, we do not approve of tacklers and we do not encourage tacklers

It's a tough track to plough...one of the kids in my class asked me "why so many of my tattoos are rubbish" and I was not ready to explain the concept of tour tattoos to a bunch of ten-year-olds so I just kind of shrugged

This is how you use stats for good by the way, a recurring series which I am very much enjoying

I'd forgotten those fleeces existed until I saw one in the flesh in Glasgow last weekend and they are BEAUTIFUL

I wonder when our shared, "look fuck all of you obviously, but fuck those guys THE MOST" energy towards the South African teams will stop being fun?

A traitor to the cause

Honestly, a favour from Connacht in Cape Town for anyone was not on my bingo card but I'll take it as well

You sure know how to cheer me up

The Dubcap 👏🏻

Can you advise on how exactly one would go about enjoying the rugby?

Form must be rewarded, it's a no brainer.

"she was limping left on broken heels and she said, 'father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?'"

The brackets and everything 😂 no need at all, top class shithousing

I'll tell you what's criminal, the decision to use a) and then 2)

As far as 2nd Amendment nutbars go, he's definitely among the funniest...I never noticed before that it was a reply to Isbell though! @bloodandmud.bsky.social must particularly enjoy it

And rightly so

Perfect, can you play full back? I've signed up for this charity game in Hastings next month and recently realised I'm fit to play about 5 minutes. Loads of French people will help you get to Hastings easily, it's kind of their thing.

Four weeks until a parliamentary election and there is literally nobody of consequence to give your constituency vote to in Scotland. Splendid.

They thought playing us in the semi was a formality too, they've been underestimating Toulon for weeks

Every day I'm reminded more and more of the Daniel Sloss bit about the left wing

We were only there to lose because we beat you last week! The "pretty fucking rich" qualifier definitely counts for you too 😜

Unlikely, while our Performance Director is actively trying to break up our team and get our coach to quit...preaching to the choir I know, since it's exactly the same guy who did it to you

(that's a lie, I actually enjoy shithousing with Munster fans the most...don't think I'd enjoy Munster losing a Champions Cup QF quite as much as you lot seem to be if we were the ones who'd been pumped out of the Challenge Cup by the hollowed out husk of Exeter 7 days prior though 😉)

Have you ever considered coaching?

I'm so excited that I might try another run tomorrow