Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

when chewed, it's food,

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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Thank you bunny I needed a hug

a person 's hand is reaching out towards a blue barrel ALT: a person 's hand is reaching out towards a blue barrel

evie in the back restocking her supply of goo (she leaves to go climb a tree)

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

moon child becoming a huge meme overnight and then the original devs finding out and being the chillest people ever RELEASING ALL OF THE SOURCE FOR FREE is genuinely the best possible outcome

haha, the story is true!

[in hushed tones] joey got bangs?? incredible! rabble rabble rabble…

the story's gotta be true though

this one is actually real though

we truly had the power to be his friend all along

the story

is true.

Hi Mars,

I was hoping we could circle back around on this Bluesky reply at the most inopportune time possible. Thanks!

skill issue

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

those are super fuckin cute

by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox

thanks i hate it

[mom at the abortion clinic] yo bro why are you doing that?

mom: jay eazy ain’t born yet bruh!

don’t worry! jay eazy drops january 18th 1998! listen!

i was playing against skenes in week 1 when he put up an ERA of 60something and i’m playing against crochet this week :)

jason!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

roy batty in 1982’s blade runner. a man sits, covered in blood, in a neon-lit dystopia, looking off-camera

i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. hailey welch being interviewed off the broadway district of nashville. i watched cryptocurrencies be pumped and dumped near the tannhäuser gate. all these moments will be lost in time, like spit… on that thang.

time to hawk tuah.

a well-tempered clavicular

does that mean i’m stupid if i’m naturally a quiet person

i’m not real. sorry

edited Garfield comic. Jon is looking at a computer in the first panel with a big smile while Garfield stands next to him looking nonplussed. Jon's speech bubble simply says "Homestuck". Jon continues to smile and looks at Garfield in the second panel before turning back to the computer in the third, where Garfield turns towards the reader, looking grouchy. this edit was originally posted by Toby Fox by the way

mr. furth would you please sit down

i don’t like balatro anymore