Little known fact: if nobody will pay £850,000 for your house, it's not worth £850,000.

Banham Zoo residents undergo CT scanner health checks A big cat named Mishka and a particularly lethargic sloth are among the zoo residents to be scanned.

I hope whoever wrote this headline (click to see) took the rest of the week off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

we all know I have no life, so:

Whole news items that were just Tony Blair looking at a computer to promote the Internet Superhighway

I don't want to be an activist But then my synagogue was attacked

I don't want to be an activist.

But then my synagogue — the place where I have personally thrown teenage temper tantrums, where my mom volunteers and my dad was chairman (the man can’t read Hebrew but likes to be involved) — was attacked.

Shouldn't be so surprising that Trump is attacking Catholicism. He is an orange man, after all

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.

She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Whoever owned this before, I hope they're thriving

4 on the ISS seems a lot? For a small number of people. What's going on up there?

It is an egg

"...in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, except for maybe some light bondage..."

Congrats!

The danger is the evangelical fruit loops he's contracted out policymaking to. Ultimately, he doesn't really care, but he's very lazy and always takes the money (and they have money). A landslide made up of mostly Danny Krugers and Miriam Cateses, realising it might be their only shot, is the danger

We need to say it clearly: nothing happening in global politics, nothing happening in the media, nothing at all justifies this attack. No one setting an ambulance on fire is just misled, they are hateful.

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

It would be nice if people remembered this piece of wisdom from the greatest economics tweet in history (and the one I am most insanely jealous of not having written, especially because it was a reply to me).

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

A color portrait of Hollywood star Bette Davis, whose career spanned more than 50 years on the stage and screen. Her cold blue eyes can cut right through you, and, Ann suspects, mask a righteous fury harbored in her heart. Ann must have heard the song about Bette Davis’s eyes a thousand times before Ann finally paid attention to the lyrics—“She’s ferocious and she knows just / What it takes to make a pro blush.” And Ann decided she could be ferocious too.

DAVIS_B1.BMF

Hearing that Mojtaba Khamenei's team are "worried" and Susan Hall "may have got this".

There's a point in this where he is clearly trying to argue that married women should not have finances independent of their husbands and also that they shouldn't be allowed to get divorced and you do basically realise this is a war against all of modernity, but particularly women.

Reform don't want to regulate your landlord.

They don't want to regulate your employer.

But they do want to regulate your sex life.

Also clearly has equal marriage in his sights

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Oh my God are you middle class and on bluesky should we throw a party should we have picky bits should we invite The Rest is Politics