Wowe this gummy is definitely hitting me rn (the melatonin one) it is a bed time zzzz

I'M STUCK IN A LOOP

I'd play a lot more gta 5 if I could be turned into a shark easily

Same but 14 years ago for FCN 2012 😵‍💫

Usually a cold brew for me though a PSL or affogato if available. Mostly just needs to be sweet and not too hot and I'm good with it. The acidity of cheap/old coffee doesn't seem to agree with my insides though.

Google maps with Whole Foods Market tagline "Still the Thickest & Creamiest"

Even the whole foods

*I* have wearable solutions to this problem

He was even padded!

Mentally this is where I am rn
🐟🚼

A shark dressed man (me)
*guitar solo*

I found out when *he* wet his bed with a sheet, waterproof mattress sheet and a mattress cover that one can in fact wet through all of them and get the mattress wet

he fucking pEED ON ME!!!1!!

I asked @pavelfox.bsky.social if I could pee th ebed and he he said no

Not again....

Anthro salmon in the bar with a low angle showing pp

Wanna give it a try?

It always amuses me to wonder what the German guy in the 60s woulda thought about what I was doing with the lens he made.

ArrrrrrRrRufffff

Chee

Two fun versions :3
bsky.app/profile/pave...

Mentally this is where I am rn
🐟🚼

Same tbh

A shark dressed man (me)
*guitar solo*

Have you ever seen a caribou this big??

10ft Now available made to order 🦌

Poor guy barely got the condom on — mostly — before you got him too excited.
Commission for @dizfoley.bsky.social

Or listening to people loudly pissing while loudly drinking

Movie: Big Cats
Language: Spanish
Country: Colombia

Rest in peace Santiago Munévar (1959 - 2026) 🕯

Black and white comic titled, "safety tips from anubis". First panel is a boy saying, "Mom and dad are gone! What'll we do until they get back?" and girl replying, "Gee, I dunno!". Anubis enters and ✋️👉 Egyptian glyphs before waving 👋 and leaving. Boy asks, "Did you get any of that?" and the girl responds, "Not a fucking word". Signature is "Power"

You just experienced this comic tbh