Thanks so much Kelvin!

Not entirely sure if the whole hashtag thing is a thing on Bluesky but just in case: #cornwall #falmouth #events #lgbtq

I'm coming to Cornwall this Friday with my tour! If you fancy some stand up, you can grab a ticket here (NHS and Student discount available!) thepoly.org/whats-on/eve...

What an absolutely fantastic mental health chat that was on @bbc5live.bsky.social - superb work by all

Love it!

I'm gathering some absolutely wonderful self-portraits of my beautiful audiences from my tour show. Thanks so much for coming guys! 🙌🏻

Buzzing to go back to my beloved Bristol tomorrow for my tour! Just to clarify - Basement 45 is the venue if you are planning to come (not room above - sorry admin error on my part, love you)

www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

Joseph Parsons: Redesigned Tour An operation transformed his life. Now, he's ready for a fresh start in this unique stand-up show blending design and storytelling.

My tour starts today! Buzzing to do my first show in London. Sold out but waiting list is available + other dates here: www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

Me and my best bud @josephemslie.bsky.social have a couple of episodes out this week of our silly little podcast. Normal one out tomorrow and a little festive one this weekend for your journey home for Christmas. Really enjoying it - everything is available here: linktr.ee/parsonsandem...

#3 - Remember when Parsons was on First Dates? Parsons & Emslie Do Talking · Episode

EPISODE 3 IS OUT TODAY #comedy #podcast

open.spotify.com/episode/1OUz...

ITS BACK

South London folk, if you fancy something to do on Thursday, I'm doing a work in progress stand up show ahead of my tour. Always fun shows, always unpredictable and ALWAYS silly - www.ticketsource.co.uk/the-bridge-h...

You’re doing gods work ❤️

Thanks Bruno! You’re a legend. Just bring yourself (and friends if you can tempt them!) ❤️🙌

Hey FPL, can I get a couple of freebie transfers to replace the players I have who refused to take part in supporting the LGBT community this weekend? Thaaanks X

First episode is up!
linktr.ee/parsonsandem...
#podcast

I’m so excited 😍😍😍😍

TOMORROW 🙌🙌🙌🙌

#GUARDIOLAOUT

Haha! Love that you're bringing this kind of conspiracy onto BlueSky, it's what X would have wanted 💜

Today I'll be regularly saying 'but it's going to be 15º on Sunday, isn't it mad?' and they will agree and then we'll all just crack on with our lives.

Am I being a grumpy little prick for not enjoying the constant changing of liveries in F1 at the moment?

There’s a point in adulthood where you realise the answer to most of your google searches is to put white vinegar on it and then it’ll be fine

Superb x

Going rogue - Colchester United

Littler vs Anderson was one of the best darts matches I’ve seen in AGES - both players were on it. #darts

Well I know what I’m doing today

Note I would never say that to the face of anyone who shadow boxes as they’re always scary bigger boys

I don’t know why but I find shadow boxing in a gym very funny

I loved that show, you were all such lovely folk! It’s all going well thank you! 🙌 Thanks so much for coming to see it at Three Hounds!