the new generation of kids growing up with AI should be named GenAI

It has long been clear that this was X’s final destination … as the data generation arm of a slop factory

Me looking at my AI clone and its equally dogshit tweets

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

If I had a clown nose I would honk it until it bled every day

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

Copy of The Canterbury Tales.

Loads of spelling mistakes in this.

Glitch In Country Allows Citizens To Temporarily Walk Through Tables

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Mark Cuban posted a TikTok video that he wants to support or invest in somebody who creates a TikTok replacement built on the bluesky AT protocol.

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

ME: They make you license this thing? Guess that's why they say the two best days of your life are the day you buy your boat and the day you sell your boat.

CHARON, FERRYMAN OF THE RIVER STYX: *starts rowing faster*

I will sit here for hours grinning idiotically and speed clicking over and over without breaks like one of those lab rats pushing buttons for opium doses til I die of starvation

I thought …maybe if I just keep clearing my inbox the delivery completed message would finally come through!

Just going to reiterate -

We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications

Claim

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
[…]
The manager gives me a smile
Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

Rating

❌ Mostly False

Given the time and day, it is unlikely a bar would need to drum up extra business. The patrons are likely 𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘀.

People are mad about this but my work as a weird reply guy allows me to put food on the table for my family in an industry where I am under constant threat of being replaced by AI.

Ostrich with tired expression

It’s 2025

2024 ending with synchronized lightning strikes on the Washington Monument and the Capitol is a little too on the nose

me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?

librarian: stop talking

Here's why "alignment research" when it comes to LLMs is a big mess, as I see it.

Claude is not a real guy. Claude is a character in the stories that an LLM has been programmed to write. Just to give it a distinct name, let's call the LLM "the Shoggoth".

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

@taniel.bsky.social hello fellow aniel

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming

wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs