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Posts by The Overcooked Noodle

Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?

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Hate to say I told you so. That's why instead of saying it I'm just having a billboard about it built outside your window.

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The more I see ads for the wuthering heights film, the more it ticks me off

Like, read the actual book about otherness, classicism, and revenge because the drama is off the charts in it, people

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RIP TO A LEGEND ❤️❤️❤️

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Satan from Obey Me texting the player, “I have gone beyond anger and reached a new emotional plateau.”

Satan from Obey Me texting the player, “I have gone beyond anger and reached a new emotional plateau.”

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we live in the worst timeline

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Thank you 🥹

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Spent 3 hours reorganizing my library’s YA section 😭

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Thanks ❤️ it’ll be hard because I have to work today haha

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Thanks ❤️ I will try

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The worst day of the year has arrived….

My birthday…

When my existential feelings reach an all time high

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Let me guess, stranger things will be too cowardly to bring eddie munson back as some vampire-esque upside down creature, even though that would be so metal

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Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)

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I just want to read books

Instead, I have to do college and work

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Ehhhhh… but style savvy I could manipulate customers into buying the ugliest outfits for a ridiculous amount of money…. If someone does that to me in red dead, they’re getting shot

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🫵 never forget again

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Excuse me? MEN? 😡 also, men don’t know how to style arthur good. They make him look like trash and don’t pamper him good

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AHHHHHHHHH THEY’RE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL

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I love jason sm

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DUDE RECESS WAS AMAZING

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Today, tomorrow, and forever

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Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.

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Idk, I think it’s just that you’re an idiot 🤷‍♀️

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*was

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No, it wasn’t lemonade. I’ve never heard of orange juice. Even mom and dad said that it was lemonade and they don’t remember anything with orange juice

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No it wasn’t! That was justyn!

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It was hot lemonade with honey, you heathen

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