Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?
Posts by The Overcooked Noodle
Hate to say I told you so. That's why instead of saying it I'm just having a billboard about it built outside your window.
The more I see ads for the wuthering heights film, the more it ticks me off
Like, read the actual book about otherness, classicism, and revenge because the drama is off the charts in it, people
Satan from Obey Me texting the player, “I have gone beyond anger and reached a new emotional plateau.”
we live in the worst timeline
Thank you 🥹
Spent 3 hours reorganizing my library’s YA section 😭
Thanks ❤️ it’ll be hard because I have to work today haha
Thanks ❤️ I will try
The worst day of the year has arrived….
My birthday…
When my existential feelings reach an all time high
Let me guess, stranger things will be too cowardly to bring eddie munson back as some vampire-esque upside down creature, even though that would be so metal
Dress for the job you want (Bog Witch) not the job you have (Regular Witch)
I just want to read books
Instead, I have to do college and work
Ehhhhh… but style savvy I could manipulate customers into buying the ugliest outfits for a ridiculous amount of money…. If someone does that to me in red dead, they’re getting shot
🫵 never forget again
Excuse me? MEN? 😡 also, men don’t know how to style arthur good. They make him look like trash and don’t pamper him good
AHHHHHHHHH THEY’RE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL
DUDE RECESS WAS AMAZING
Today, tomorrow, and forever
Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.
Idk, I think it’s just that you’re an idiot 🤷♀️
*was
No, it wasn’t lemonade. I’ve never heard of orange juice. Even mom and dad said that it was lemonade and they don’t remember anything with orange juice
No it wasn’t! That was justyn!
It was hot lemonade with honey, you heathen