I found a small green caterpillar in the bottom of my salad bowl and I need someone to reassure me that the fact that I saw it means it’s unlikely there was another one I accidentally ingested

Weekly massages

Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹

I want fully staffed public pools, and libraries that are cathedrals to public goods and a society where walling yourself off with money is viewed as sociopathic.

After multiple years of checking periodically, I finally saw TWO FISH on the Dutch fish doorbell website and got to press the doorbell!!!

The USPS IS NOT LOSING MONEY. THE USPS IS SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO IT BY THE BUDGET. THE USPS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO ZERO OUT ITS BALANCE SHEET IT IS NOT A BUSINESS IT DOES NOT HAVE SHAREHOLDERS. IF THE USPS IS OUTSPENDING ITS BUDGET IT SHOULD BE ALLOCATED MORE BUDGET.

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

This is incredible 🤩

Daniel and I are getting our cars’ oil changed simultaneously and instead of shopping to kill the time, we went to the patio section of the store to sit on comfy chairs

grimacing when i accidentally click a hoof gp hoof trimming video instead of nate the hoof guy

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

I have to say, the news cycle is making me think a certain kind of thoughts

I miss Little Red Bike and their Messenger sandwich. Apple butter on one side and gorgonzola mixed with cream cheese on the other, bacon, and a fried egg on ciabatta. Transcendent.

My 11yo is repeatedly attempting the Queen of the Night’s aria from The Magic Flute and mostly getting it kind of close. She just declared “I should be on Broadway.”

PRESS HOME > TV > TV FEATURES Down to Puck: Why Women Are Going Wild for 'Heated Rivalry® The Canadian series with explicit male-on-male sex scenes has tapped into a long-overlooked corner of the audience - and caught Hollywood by surprise hollywoodreporter.com

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

A Tweet from Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz: Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights 3:05 PM • 6/25/21 THE NINE DELIGHTS Walking Around Fellowship Deliciousness Transcendence Goofing Amelioration Coitus Enthrallment ** WILDCARD **

It’s only been a few days but this pleasure-based philosophy has been working great for me so far — I like having to think about which delights I can accomplish each day!

Instead of whatever this is, we should have a government getting lots of new homes and apartments built, lots of clean energy built, lots of high speed rail and transit and bike lanes built, human rights for everyone, economic & healthcare opportunities for all, & innovation that leads the world.

Okay but for real though, when did dot-com domain names become $40 instead of like $15? I only have three left but LORD they are so expensive!

I have excellent news and that is AppleTV finally allowed me to purchase The Tragedy of Macbeth by itself without having to subscribe! It’s such a visually interesting movie and I have been WAITING for this

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

In our family we pronounce the movie M3GAN as “ma-THREE-gan” because it’s funnier

Stop thinking of COVID as if it's an acute cold. Think of it as a neuroinvasive virus you can get every year or two that slowly degrades your brain in ways that will harm your abilities and quality of life throughout your life. (2/?)

I’ve been watching old episodes of Poirot on PBS and it is bringing me such joy. The intro alone is incredible and some of the faces Poirot pulls when he’s displeased are hysterical. He’s so fussy!

I got a massage yesterday and afterward she told me, “thank you for trusting me with your body” and I am still thinking about it

SAME

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Over a decade ago, my husband tripped over a laundry basket and fell down into two other laundry baskets and to this day it is the funniest moment of physical comedy I’ve ever seen