There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

Can he do that to our President too? Asking for about 275 million Americans.

I decided to use a smooth print bed for some preroll tips, and stupidly forgot to use a glue stick before I sent over the print. So in six hours I’ll find out how hard it will be to remove.

Remind me again why I chose this as a side hustle?

I don’t think Trumps endorsement could get a candidate elected even if they had the cure fo cancer and the winning lotto numbers for the next five years.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to stay productive when you have a sleeping dog one side of you, snoring loudly, and a 19yo son sleeping on the other side of you, also snoring loudly, all of which is going on during a heavy rain storm?

Practically impossible and I am very much glad it’s 6:00.

That burn caused an immediate need for skin grafts and some gene therapy.

This is a live action retelling of the scene in Finding Nemo where the kids swim out to touch the boat. The one crab who jumps right after the diver turns his hand over is my favorite. I wonder if they praise the curious one that partially climbed into his hand?

In other news of the world, the sky is blue and water’s wet.

Yeah, I almost wrecked my car when I heard Ace of Base on the oldies station.

I could listen to him talk for hours.

Is that possible? I suppose it depends on your definition of essential.

We’d probably pay down half the national debt between the real estate, personal property, businesses and all that sweet sweet cash.

Is it wrong to convert simply for this pope?

What did you do?

In the war for the Parks Service, LL Bean is the armorer of choice. Not only will the troops be well insulated and protected, they’ll be stylish af while doing it! An army may march on its stomach, but they’ll be doing it in LL Bean Mucklucks.

I like the idea of this but speaking for the northeast where we have hurricanes, heavy snow and ice, high speed wind and rain storms, I can see why we aren’t tearing up parking lots to build these structures.

I do this regularly. Especially if I’m congested or my ear/sinuses are blocked up. My typical go to is roast pork lo-mein extra spicy with a hot and sour soup. I love feeling my sinuses drain.

The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.

Super-American, a costumed hero wearing red-and-white-striped trunks and a star-spangled blue cape, stands atop a building to address a huge crowd gathered below. He says, "AMERICANS UNITE! Together we can whip these totalitarian dogs!" FIGHT COMICS #15, 1941, art by Dan Zolnerowich.

I admire your optimism.

Restaurant owner says DoorDash takes up to 30%, so prices get raised. Orders can sit 20–45 minutes before pickup, so cold food isn’t always the restaurant’s fault. Convenient, but you may not be helping the business as much as you think.

If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is fed up with Donald Trump and goes off:

"Frankly, he is insane."

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Here we have a quilt worth ten times or more for what you could get at a store. Why? Because it was made in haste by a loving parent with no experience working on a dead line. This quilt be cherished for many years to come.

They probably have a punch card or gold star program to reward such behavior.

I don’t think you could write a better depiction of income inequality.

A gaunt elderly woman who likely lives hand to mouth, delivering fast food to a bloated and bloviating billionaire.

You’re very welcome.

Wouldn’t a catastrophic golf cart incident be more satisfying?