There appear to be at least 6 people on #TruthSocial who have a greater chance of seeing Melania naked in the next 5 months than Donald does....

So will Trumpstein go down as the most unpopular, most distrusted, most laughed-at and corrupt pwesident & warmonger in all of American #history...?

#polls
#Whitehouse
#corruption

gee, if only Jared Kushner knew how to negotiate his way out of a paper sack.... 🙄

Generally speaking, boinking teenagers hasn't been good for one's approval ratings....

Can hardly wait to see what embarrassing shenanigans faux-Christian Pete H. and faux-Prezidente Donnie Trumpstein will concoct for Wednesday news consumption... 🤔

#Iran
#FakeNews

Hard to tell if President Trumpstein will be removed from office first by the 25th Amendment or by chronic venous insufficiency....

#CoinToss

uh-ohh, Donald Trumpstein is crying in his diet soda tonight (...and Kash crying in his beer):

Nobody in the world takes Donald Trump seriously anymore, as indeed nobody should, and all who have in the past, regret it.

#JustTheFacts

If you had to guess, how many people do you think are blackmailing or extorting Donald Trump at this very moment?

Thin-skinned, weak-ass li'l Trump-boy is always trying to portray himself as some sort of tuff-guy! (Oooh-OOOH). So maybe the whole leaked, 'I want the nuclear launch codes and I want them now!' storyline was just yet another bit of scripted, fake performance-art from Donny-poo...

so basically President Sh*t-For-Brains is extending the, ahem, "ceasefire", until he can shake down Gen. Caine for the nuclear launch codes.... #fiasco #PaperTiger

will Vance make it back home alive from Pakistan?

I wonder what the plan is if Iran assassinates Netanyahu.... who then next becomes Trump's puppeteer & ventriloquist?

#contingencies

Next, they should ask him if it would be OK for Donald Trump to rape his wife... and watch him give a squirmy, evasive non-answer to that.

#JustSayin

Like so many other sweating, effing toadies Kevin-the-Evader can't answer a simple question for absolute-fear of hurting somebody's man-child feelings.... Nothing like having a pouty-puppet for Fed Chair.

Ya gotta love the casual, caught-off-guard photos the best...

IF true, would just indicate (again) how little Trumpy cares about his kids & grandkids (let alone anyone else)...

would probably be best to never see the words "Trump" and "nuclear codes" appearing in the same sentence...

We live in interesting times, when many believe the so-called "assassination" attempt on Donno's life was faked & scripted, while Donno tells us the #EpsteinFiles are a hoax (...sorta like his marriage, I guess).

#GoFigure

Ya know if Borowitz keeps this up much longer it's just a matter of time before Donald issues an Executive Order outlawing humor in America...

Jeopardy Answer: Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Witkoff, Kushner, Rubio

Jeopardy Question: Name 6 people good at painting themselves into a corner with no honorable exit...

Is there a memo somewhere?.... are hair extensions now a requirement for all #Republican women???

#JustAsking

Now if only they could block Hegseth from having access to the DOD liquor cabinet....

https://www.theonion.info/

As more & more comes out about them, can Kristi Noem or Pam Bondi ever again safely walk in the public square?

#ChangedLives

Chaos reigns in the #Whitehouse.... ya gotta sorta wonder how many illegal orders from President Bone-Spurs have Generals perhaps already refused to comply with?

#TruthObliterated

he'll probably read one of the passages where there's a whole LOTTA begatting going on.... he kinda likes those.

....one of the great unsolved mysteries of the world

uhhh, wait 'til they find out that most of the $166 billion has a sorta just disappeared, pooof!!, into thin air....

Hey #MAGAs, don't ya just love wars with no real exit plans! Whooopee!!

#duhhh