alone in the dark apologizing profusely to no one in particular

McDonald's is remarkably easy to digest

George W. Bush in utilitarian heaven

not saying anything until the court ruling so as not to embarrass myself if things go south

I don't know the answer. Only you [points finger uncomfortably close to your face] can find that for yourself.

10-1 vagina

she's so pretty

Had one marg and started ranting to my mother about my unresolved issues from the roid rage era. Quite unfortunate.

lost my three year no vomit streak

comically large key

dude

27% lol

have a premonition that I'm going to get a bunch of glass in my eyes and go blind today

Fire!

the world really was better when I was growing up

どこか遠く

got sick night before exam for the second time in a row award

My Lancer ttrpg character Mako

my peehole closed up

it can be if they're both really big

This is a pro-Seth MacFarlane account. We stan Family Guy. We stan American Dad. We stan Ted. We stan The Cleveland Show. We stan Ted 2. We stan The Orville. We stan A Million Ways to Die in the West. We stan the Ted TV series.

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tried adding that I Saw the TV Glow was analog horror to the Wikipedia page but they took it down after a few days

the kid is 5 and talking about how he's better than our mestizo grandfather because he's white

ma made my brother's Mii one shade lighter than he actually is

trying stuff

English is my second language and I don't have a first one

unfortunate

a relationship that starts and ends fully online is a horrific experience that I do not wish on anyone

I probably won't do much tomorrow. That'll be nice.

No one likes women. No one likes men.