This for sure opens before the Vegas ball park.

But without it would San Diego have a baseball team?

IPA is about to mean Iranian Pale Ale and cost $20 a pint.

The pope.
The Iranian peace talks.
The Hungarian dictatorship.
A TPUSA rally.

There's absolutely nothing JD Vance can't kill.

Ron Johnson is what you get when a cheese curd fucks a door knob.

You leave Billy out of this.

🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like he may be pro being a bitch, given his family history.

That sounds like a chastity belt.

Why wouldn’t they just threaten to unleash noted pope assassin and couch fucker JD on them?

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Double IPA and blunts.

A lovely cat has a nap in the afternoon sun.

Shouldn’t follow a “business guru” if they aren’t successful enough to relocate from Florida.

A Texas school district has banned HOW LONG TIL BLACK FUTURE MONTH, along with over 1500 other books. Mine was kicked bc it's labeled for adults, which is true. But so are every one of my books, which are available in most schools.

That's the only one with "Black" in the title, tho.

One beer and nine cocktail weenies takes five minutes to throw down at a wedding reception. Don't insult Americans like this.

I think they mirrored the video which just seems weird to do.

Why are the cars driving on the wrong side of the road?

I make this joke to my emo friends and it always gets the best eye rolls.

Allagash White for Senate!

We don’t have universal healthcare for the same reason that white southerners poured cement into their community swimming pools rather than let their black neighbors swim in them. Racism is ruining ALL of our lives.

Venezuela won, so now we give them their president back and I’m pretty sure they can take ours.

Please take ours.

Beloved character actor of stage and screen Richard Kind

Banksy has been unmasked, when reached for comment he said he did all of Banksy for “a good soup”

They fired the folks who weren’t immediately helpful in the moment without thinking that they might be useful in the future. It’s like shutting down a fire department because there were no active fires for them to fight without realizing we might need them soon.

Quote tweeted tweet New tweet: “Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feeder... •2h We are now forced to close intake and not help anymore cats until we find homes for the adoptable cats in our care. We literally have no more space and I'm having to say no to cats who will die without us. all these kittens are still here. Please share. SF Bay Area” Quoting older tweet: “Friends of Bear Cat Rescue • 3/1/26 SF BAY AREA it makes me very sad that we still have 8 perfect, healthy big kittens growing up mostly in an enclosure here at the rescue. They should be cuddling on someone's lap, zooming around, being happy babies. Soon they'll be a year old and still sitting here, waiting” [pictures of adorable kittens]

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