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Posts by Sameer 🍉

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<puddlesipper> wellcome ye back
<wet_haybale> ta
<puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve
<wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ?
<HimWhatEkes> tis red
<wet_haybale> that be new ?
<gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up?
<wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord

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I've watched this cursed flick every Christmas since it first came out, and it *has* been bizarre to watch this whole subplot become reality over the last 30+ years.

It's like if the Popeye movie somehow specifically predicted 9/11.

1 month ago 127 36 7 0

An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown

2 months ago 4265 996 22 6

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

2 months ago 2568 318 12 4

sauron: the ring says it’s sorry

3 months ago 186 29 3 0
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This fake news epidemic is getting out of hand. @nba.com

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap

4 months ago 762 113 30 6
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.

5 months ago 836 140 18 3
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a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me ALT: a man talking to another man with the words he was just trying to bait me

“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”

5 months ago 103 8 1 0

When they go low, cook them.

5 months ago 206 25 3 0

Stanley. Accrington Stanley.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

“One Battle After Another,” dir. Paul Thomas Anderson (2025)

6 months ago 341 69 14 4
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Dutch late night TV has its take

7 months ago 20884 8901 511 2079
Nathan Fielder.

Nathan Fielder.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

7 months ago 3095 676 10 11
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Nail on the fucking head.

7 months ago 742 256 15 26
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this is the funniest possible way to brag about getting laid alot

8 months ago 438 30 13 6

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

1 year ago 60 9 2 2
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8 months ago 4702 1474 29 27

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

8 months ago 18213 4849 363 183

Hi! I'm the person who designs and implements all the 'Remember me at this computer' checkboxes on important websites. You'll be pleased to know they still don't work.

9 months ago 1636 186 40 7

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

1 year ago 5645 973 68 57
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

9 months ago 4687 483 59 13
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

10 months ago 25600 10076 621 1333
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Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15

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A short tragedy, 2025 edition.

10 months ago 57 3 1 1
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✨WHEEZING✨
(please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

10 months ago 2883 676 353 1146

In the "why is this a mockumentary" genre of sitcoms, I'd take St. Denis Medical over Abbott Elementary all day. So good.

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