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<puddlesipper> wellcome ye back
<wet_haybale> ta
<puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve
<wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ?
<HimWhatEkes> tis red
<wet_haybale> that be new ?
<gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up?
<wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord
Posts by Sameer 🍉
I've watched this cursed flick every Christmas since it first came out, and it *has* been bizarre to watch this whole subplot become reality over the last 30+ years.
It's like if the Popeye movie somehow specifically predicted 9/11.
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Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings
sauron: the ring says it’s sorry
This fake news epidemic is getting out of hand. @nba.com
“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap
Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
“They come here and they open their bodegas, and their shawarmas, I tell you they’re not like us! Every day you grind to give ‘em a hero to look up to, and hey I’m just saying it! What’s a bagel, that’s no way to make a sandwich. American cheese, why, it’s right in the name!”
When they go low, cook them.
Stanley. Accrington Stanley.
“One Battle After Another,” dir. Paul Thomas Anderson (2025)
Dutch late night TV has its take
Nathan Fielder.
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
Nail on the fucking head.
this is the funniest possible way to brag about getting laid alot
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
Hi! I'm the person who designs and implements all the 'Remember me at this computer' checkboxes on important websites. You'll be pleased to know they still don't work.
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15
A short tragedy, 2025 edition.
✨WHEEZING✨
(please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)
In the "why is this a mockumentary" genre of sitcoms, I'd take St. Denis Medical over Abbott Elementary all day. So good.